I wrote filks. Be scared.
The first one parodies Tom Petty's Into the Great Wide Open, about our favorite fang boy.
The next is just a kind of general parody of OPM's Heaven is a Halfpipe.
And then there's a rant-y sort of one to American HI-FI's Flavor of The Week- again, about Tasuki.
The last one is my favorite, parodying Weird Al's Yoda (which in turn parodies something else…I don't know what) and is about Chichiri. It's been done, I know…please don't kill me. Any parallels, similarities, or whatnot, are purely coincidental.
Into the Great Wide Open
Shun-chan waited, couldn't take any more
Said 'Bye' to Aidou and just walked out the door
He met some bandits, wasn't that long before
The future was wide open
Eiken took over, yeah, it was pretty sad
The bandits found a girl that scarred them real bad
But Genrou grabbed her, got the king kind of mad
The sky was the limit
Into the great wide open
Under the skies of blue
Out in the great wide open
A bandit without a clue
Genrou saved the day, was leader again
Sent those three on their way, changed his mind, then
Just had to save them with a 'Lekka Shinen'
The sky was the limit
A shichiseishi our Genrou became
His name was Tasuki, and his miko was lame
Became real famous, with his tessen and flame
The future was wide open
Into the great wide open
Under the skies of blue
Out in the great wide open
A bandit without a clue
Into the great wide open
Under the skies of blue
Into the in the great wide open
A bandit without a clue
Heaven's Not a Fanfic
Nuriko: I hope I die before I wake
Compared to this, heaven will be great…
Tasuki: 'Cause in this life I can't do jack,
Without fangirls upon my back…
Chiriko: Now heaven would be a library, with literature and poetry
Mitsukake: And we could access all the fanfics, and all of them MST.
Tamahome: That made no sense Mitsukake, but I guess that it's okay
It'll probably be your last line of this week, anyway.
All: I hope I die before I wake
Compared to this, heaven will be great…
'Cause in this life I can't do jack,
Without fangirls upon my back…
Chichiri: Now when most people think of fanfics,
They see creativity, no da.
Tasuki: But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Torture Tasuki!"
Tamhome: And nothing rhymes with "No da."
Which isn't good at all Hotohori: And everyone knows I'm beautiful Nuriko: Could we please stay on subject?
All: Could I please die before I wake?
Chiriko: I promise, never a complaint I'll make
Tasuki: 'Cause in this fic I can't do shit
Without the author fuckin' with it.
Nakago: I just walked in
on this song
I like my voice
so I'll sing along.
Amiboshi: That stupid wolf
Ate my flute
We should feed him more often
Chiriko: Um…I'm cute?
Suboshi: I'm still mad
At Tamahome
Your girlfriend killed my aniki
So eat ryuuseisui.
Tamhome: Nothing in
This song rhymes
Leave me alone
For the ten-millionth time!
Soi: Tomo's a Kabuki theater wannabe.
Tomo: Soi's hair is really limp and stringy.
Soi: Nakago's mine, you painted harlot freak!
Tomo: No he's not! Wait, that didn't fit…
Nakago: I have an evil plan.
Yui: It'll never fricking work, you fricking stupid man!
Tasuki: Since when'd Seiryuu get all the lines?
All: Heaven's not a fanfic.
All: Nope, Heaven's not a fanfic.
All: I hope I die before I wake
Compared to this, heaven will be great…
'Cause in this life I can't do jack,
Without fangirls upon my back…
All: Could I please die before I wake?
Chiriko: I promise, never a complaint I'll make
Tasuki: 'Cause in this fic I can't do shit
Without the author fuckin' with it.
::music fades::
Flavor of the Week
She's in a book
And she don't know
Her brother's freaking out at home
Go to an inn
Her dirty bowls
Are all she gives to them
And he left the bandit life
For that stupid slut who just won't die
And she eats everything in sight
His bandits
They can't do
Anything
Without him
He followed
Miaka
I wish that miko would just die
And maybe I'd give the job a try…
Hokkan-koku
One afternoon
She's several miles away
Where was she when
Nuriko died?
Crying lamely by his side?
His speed could aid a million times
But she runs off and now he's stuck
Impersonating dragonflies
His miko
She won't stay
In Tokyo
Where she belongs
Poor 'Chiri
And Hikou
Should be the sole OAV plot
And Miaka should be shot
Those 'fangirls'
They don't know
'Twas Hikou
Who caused it
Are they stoned?
Did they see
The spell- when he fell into the pond?
I swear, that pairing is just wrong
His bandits
They can't do
Anything
Without him
He followed
Miaka
I wish that miko would just die
And maybe I'd give the job a try…
No Da
We met him near a spring by Tama's home
Our miko'd been attacked
And saved by a guy saying 'No da'
N-O D-A, no da
I saw the monkish guy with the glyph on his knee
I asked him his name
And he said 'Chichiri, no da'
N-O D-A, No da, No no no no-no da
Well, I been around
But I ain't never seen
A guy with blue hair and kesa
But his prayer beads are green
Sayin' No da, no no no no-no da.
Well, I'm not dumb
But I can't understand
How he can break that webbing stuff
With a wave of his hand
Sayin' No da, no no no no-no da
No no no no-no da…
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never, ever been a miko before,
But Taiitsu-kun, she set me straight on the road
The character for 'monk' her mirror, it showed
Well, I wanted to get Yui back, then
So it looks like I'm gonna hunt for seishi again
Sayin' no da, no no no no-no da, no no no no-no da…
No da, no no no no- no da, no no no no-no da…
So we found Tasuki
Myou Juan too
And Chiriko with his flute
Kutou wanted me dead
But I won't forget what Chichiri said
He said, Tasuki, stay away from the Kutou side,
Miaka tied you up here, she ran off and lied
Sayin' No da, no no no no-no da.
I know that Tama's really got you annoyed,
But remember if you kill him then we'll be unemployed
Sayin' No da, no no no no-no da
Well, Amiboshi really made this a mess,
So we're gonna have to go to Hokkan, I guess.
But I know that I'll be coming back sometime
Since it's really getting hard to find words that rhyme
With all these Shinzahos we have to find
We won't summon Suzaku till the end of time
So we'll say No da, no no no no-no da, no no no no-no da
No da, no no no no-no da, no no no no-no da
No da, no no no no-no da, no no no no-no da
No da, no no no no-no da, no no no no-no da
No da, no no no no-no da, no no no no-no da…
I am completely insane, ne? Hope you had fun…