THE ULTIMATE CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH MATCHES
Disclaimer: I wrote this while extremely high, so don't like freak out or anything! I'm really
stoned or something, it seems like, so just hang with me.......oh yeah, a couple of these people
are from Harry Potter, which may confuse some, though most are Tamora Pierce.....Oh, the last
match is my favorite one, by the way. Oh, and after reading this, you hafta tell me your
favorite one, and I'll write that one into a fic........SR0610@aol.com, also
sailorjupiter0105@sailormoon.com, but I check the AOL one more often.....
1. Roger vs. Lord Voldemort--I would laugh so hard if I saw this.....of course Roger and Voldy
would be gay, tall, and look like Joey Fatone (Roger), and a screwed up, on drugs Dracula
(Voldemort).
2. Numair vs. Ozorne--Oh my God, there would have to be something in here about whose eyeliner
was better, and what companies they got it from (Numair from Cover Girl, Ozorne from either
Maybelline or Bobbi Brown), and stuff like that!
3. Alanna vs. Kel--Oooh, that would be good. Kel could call Alanna a fucking whore, and Alanna
would call Kel a prude dyke. In the end, I have to say, Alanna would win, because Kel IS a
prude dyke, even if Alanna is a whorish slut........
4. Delia vs. Josiane--I like this one......along the lines of Christina Aguilera and Britney
Spears, only instead of who's a better singer, they'd be bitching about who's a better slut.
Then, since it's a battle of the sluts, Alanna jumps in, conquering all.....
5. Buri vs. Onua--Oh, God, I'd have fun with this one. ROFLMAO, I'm cracking up just thinking
about it.....ok, a major bitch-fest about which one is more butch......nuff said!
6. Neal vs. Harry Potter--I actually don't know if this would be funny, though it would be very
interesting to see, with Harry on his Firebolt, Neal trying to blast him with his Gift, finally
conjuring a dragon to eat Harry in the end.......ok, that's not funny. Never mind.
7. Duke Gareth vs. Professor Dumbledore--I like this one, it's funny. Actually, I'd love to
see it, with Gareth and Dumbledore ignoring their growing arthritis to chase each other around,
beating the other over the head with a cane......but in the end, Gareth would have to win,
because he kicks ass!
8. Lord Wyldon vs. Professor Snape--This is probably my second favorite, because it's just so
fucking funny! I really can't stand either of these guys, so I'd really enjoy bashing both of
them.......in the end, they'd both have to die, of course!
9. Daine vs. Thayet--Ok, this is the second to last.....but this would be funny too, I'd really
like to see it on MTV, though that'll never happen until me and Alexa rule the world *grins
evilly*! Oh well, a girl can dream. I'd love to see these two wannabe divas battling it out
as clay figures. Hahaha, definetly something about the hair, and the face........Daine would
win, even though I can't stand either, but Thayet just bugs the heck outta me!
10. Jonathan vs. George--AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd give ANYTHING to see this! LOL! They'd have
to be fighting over Alanna the slut, etc. Now, in the end, George would win, because he kicks
so much ass it's scary, and because Jonathan is a sexist, chauvanist (sp?) bastard! Personally,
even if you don't vote for that one, I'm gonna write one anyway, cause I love the idea SOOOOOOO
MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I wrote this while extremely high, so don't like freak out or anything! I'm really
stoned or something, it seems like, so just hang with me.......oh yeah, a couple of these people
are from Harry Potter, which may confuse some, though most are Tamora Pierce.....Oh, the last
match is my favorite one, by the way. Oh, and after reading this, you hafta tell me your
favorite one, and I'll write that one into a fic........SR0610@aol.com, also
sailorjupiter0105@sailormoon.com, but I check the AOL one more often.....
1. Roger vs. Lord Voldemort--I would laugh so hard if I saw this.....of course Roger and Voldy
would be gay, tall, and look like Joey Fatone (Roger), and a screwed up, on drugs Dracula
(Voldemort).
2. Numair vs. Ozorne--Oh my God, there would have to be something in here about whose eyeliner
was better, and what companies they got it from (Numair from Cover Girl, Ozorne from either
Maybelline or Bobbi Brown), and stuff like that!
3. Alanna vs. Kel--Oooh, that would be good. Kel could call Alanna a fucking whore, and Alanna
would call Kel a prude dyke. In the end, I have to say, Alanna would win, because Kel IS a
prude dyke, even if Alanna is a whorish slut........
4. Delia vs. Josiane--I like this one......along the lines of Christina Aguilera and Britney
Spears, only instead of who's a better singer, they'd be bitching about who's a better slut.
Then, since it's a battle of the sluts, Alanna jumps in, conquering all.....
5. Buri vs. Onua--Oh, God, I'd have fun with this one. ROFLMAO, I'm cracking up just thinking
about it.....ok, a major bitch-fest about which one is more butch......nuff said!
6. Neal vs. Harry Potter--I actually don't know if this would be funny, though it would be very
interesting to see, with Harry on his Firebolt, Neal trying to blast him with his Gift, finally
conjuring a dragon to eat Harry in the end.......ok, that's not funny. Never mind.
7. Duke Gareth vs. Professor Dumbledore--I like this one, it's funny. Actually, I'd love to
see it, with Gareth and Dumbledore ignoring their growing arthritis to chase each other around,
beating the other over the head with a cane......but in the end, Gareth would have to win,
because he kicks ass!
8. Lord Wyldon vs. Professor Snape--This is probably my second favorite, because it's just so
fucking funny! I really can't stand either of these guys, so I'd really enjoy bashing both of
them.......in the end, they'd both have to die, of course!
9. Daine vs. Thayet--Ok, this is the second to last.....but this would be funny too, I'd really
like to see it on MTV, though that'll never happen until me and Alexa rule the world *grins
evilly*! Oh well, a girl can dream. I'd love to see these two wannabe divas battling it out
as clay figures. Hahaha, definetly something about the hair, and the face........Daine would
win, even though I can't stand either, but Thayet just bugs the heck outta me!
10. Jonathan vs. George--AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd give ANYTHING to see this! LOL! They'd have
to be fighting over Alanna the slut, etc. Now, in the end, George would win, because he kicks
so much ass it's scary, and because Jonathan is a sexist, chauvanist (sp?) bastard! Personally,
even if you don't vote for that one, I'm gonna write one anyway, cause I love the idea SOOOOOOO
MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!