Somewhere extremely dark and gloomy…
"Is everything set?"
"Yes, my lord. This entire area is now under your complete control."
"Good. No one will ever suspect a thing. Teeheehee…"
Co-written By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus and Yoshizilla-Fan
Arceus murmured as he was looking at the planet from high in the white, puffy sky, overlooking things as his personal assistant R.O.B. came over to inspect.
"Something wrong, Lord Arceus?" The completely grey colored robot asked in a robotic monotone voice, moving his robotic arms about.
Arceus sighed as he closed his eyes, tilting his head down. "Yes… I sense a great evil that can't be stopped by normal means…" He shook his head as he moaned. "Oh, if only I didn't allow Petey Piranha to have a month long break fishing with Big The Cat…"
"What about Dry Bowser?" R.O.B. commented as he blinked.
Arceus frowned as he turned to R.O.B., shaking his head as his eyes were open. "He's off in the Lylat System. Someone or something needs to go deal with this problem, but I just have no idea who…" He trailed off as he closed his eyes, hoping to signal someone or something.
Bellossom Busters
Things seem to be quite fine in the Sonic Universe's Station Square, where our unlikely group of heroes were munching on some pizza made by Silver The Hedgehog and Toadette, who were both working.
"This pizza tastes flat." Waluigi commented as he held a slice of pepperoni pizza, glancing at it as he was sitting at the green table closest to the window.
Lilligant adjusted her new, blue colored hat. "Do you guys think this hat would look good?"
"What is it for?" Relicanth asked, being the friendly old man of the group.
Whimsicott nodded her head as she sipped her soda. "Yeah. You haven't exactly told us what it was for."
Lilligant giggled as she clapped her leaves together. "Oh, well, I was planning on heading to Hoenn so I can go to Lilycove City to participate in the Grand Festival!"
Waluigi scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "What would possess you to do that?" He grumbled as he bit into his third pepperoni pizza slice.
Lilligant growled as she slapped Waluigi across the face. "Oh, shut up! You don't know anything about how to have a good time!"
As Waluigi grumbled while rubbing his sore right cheek, a bright flash suddenly engulfed everything, with things returning to normal several minutes afterwards. Everyone looked at each other awkwardly, as if things have been reset.
"What the hell happened?" Waluigi mumbled as he looked around, looking at everyone. "Where the hell am I? And who the hell are you?"
"I could ask you the same question." Whimsicott peeped as she folded her brown, stubby arms. "But I have a feeling that we're connected to each other. Somehow." She frowned as she sighed, shaking her head.
Relicanth cleared his throat. "Well, I don't know about you young folk, but I'm going to head back to my Soggy Pretzel stand in Seaside Hill."
"Seaside Hill?" Lilligant gasped as she placed her leaves on her face, squealing joyfully. "Ooh, I never been there before!"
Toadette rubbed the back of her head. "I can't really recall why I'm asking you guys this, but maybe you should go there."
"Yeah. It sounds like a pretty fun place," Silver commented as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
Waluigi stood up as he pounded his chest with his left hand. "Yeah. That sounds like a great plan. In fact… let's go, guys!"
Lilligant, Whimsicott, and Relicanth all looked at each other, nodding their heads as they followed Waluigi out of the Pizza Hut, with none of them paying as it caused Toadette and Silver to get in trouble with Vector The Crocodile, who was pissed.
Later on, the group of four characters headed west, making it to the westernmost point of the city as they took an orange colored water ferry that lead them towards the western direction, where Seaside Hill normally lied. As they got closer, things got completely dark and foggy, making things hard to see as the ferry crashed into ruins of a formerly standing white and red temple. The group got off the boat as they walked on the craggy coast, heading west as they left the ferry behind to sink into the disturbingly murky waters, the gang going up a dark grassy hill.
"So, this is Seaside Hill, eh?" Waluigi grumbled as he rubbed his pointy chin with his right hand. "It's kinda…"
"Dark." Relicanth pointed out as he floated above the gras.
Whimsicott trembled as she stuck close to the group. "It feels spooky."
"And it's stinky too. Eww!" Lilligant exclaimed as she shuddered, holding her leafy arms together.
Finally, the gang reached the top of the grassy hill as they looked ahead, all of them being in shock at what they were seeing.
"Oh no…!" Lilligant gasped in horror as she placed her leafy hands over her mouth.
"Goodness gracious, what happened here!?" Relicanth added as his jaw literally dropped.
"Dear God!" Waluigi exclaimed as he stumbled back, his eyes widened with horror.
"It's horrible!" Whimsicott added as she whimpered, shaking her head.
The sight before them was completely devastated, with nothing but statues and pictures of Bellossom everywhere, the temples that formerly stood exploding as they fell, with a new Bellossom statue erecting itself immediately afterwards. The sign in front of them read in big bold, green letters 'Welcome To Bellossom Land'.
"What kind of madness is this!?" Waluigi exclaimed as he tucked down his purple cap, his mustache drooping.
Whimsicott was at a loss for words as she tugged onto Lilligant. "It's… so cute, it's horrifying!"
Relicanth tilted his head up as he felt a strong gusty presence, hearing a loud sound. "Look! Up there!"
A giant black helicopter with various cute pictures of Bellossom on them revealed its bright yellow lights on the group, its propellers spinning extremely fast.
"Computer Security Helicopter has found potential target. Searching for signs of blossoms." The copter stated in a monotonic female foice.
"Ack!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was forced to close his eyes from the brightness.
"Eep!" Lilligant and Whimsicott screamed as they tightly held onto each other.
Relicanth shook his head as he felt the bright yellow light shine on his face. "My face! My face…"
The helicopter continued buzzing in the air. "Warning! Subjects have no trace of Bellossom in them! New goal: Bring them to the daisy mines."
"Hey!" Waluigi exclaimed as he shook his right fist at the helicopter. "I have a dang ass Bridal Boutique that's legitimately denouttaden!"
"Referencing TheRunawayGuys and Game Grumps is not acceptable. Come with me." The helicopter retorted as it opened its door hatches automatically.
Lilligant gulped as her eyes began to fill up with tears. "Maybe now is a good time to…" She then screamed as she tossed her leafy arms in the air, heading back to the east. "RUNAWAY!"
Whimsicott screamed as she fell flat on her face, looking up as she scowled. "Hey! Get back here, weird plant girl!"
Relicanth watched Lilligant run into the murky water, murmuring as he turned back to the helicopter. "Maybe we should all follow her lead."
"But we'll look like pansies!" Waluigi exclaimed as he moved his arms about angrily.
Relicanth sighed as he shook his head at Waluigi. "Because looking like cowards really is concerning right now, is it?"
"It is in regards to this stupid copter!" Waluigi retorted as he pointed at the helicopter.
The helicopter started speaking up again. "My patience has worn thin. Will use lethal force in T-Minus 10 seconds." Suddenly, a huge amount of missiles were aimed at Waluigi, Relicanth, and Whimsicott.
"I want my mommy..." Whimsicott piped out as she began crying, trembling behind Relicanth.
"Aw crap." Waluigi gulped as things looked helpless for him, Relicanth, and Whimsicott.