Truth or Dare: Death Note edition

Hello, good citizens! Yes, I know I probably shouldn't start a new fic, especially with three already working simultaneously, but…. I couldn't resist. :D

Anywho… Welcome to the first chapter of Truth or Dare: Death Note edition! I hope you enjoy, and please send in some truths and dares!

(FYI, I don't own Death Note or anything affiliated with it. If I did…Misa and Takada would die. No offense to their fans. Lol)

Chapter one

"Hello! Welcome to the first session of Truth or Dare: Death Note edition! I am Hero, your host, as well as my friends from Yes2Yaoi (or Y2Y, as I affectionately call them), who will co-host with me!"

"Could you please explain what we're doing here?" Mello snapped angrily.

"Could you be patient, Mello?" Near asked tonelessly, causing the blonde to glare at him.

"Why, you little-"

"No fighting on the set, boys." Hero announced, dark eyes flashing dangerously. "You guys will behave unless otherwise specified. Am I clear?"

"Sure. Whatever." Mello scoffed, rolling his eyes. Hero narrowed her eyes before pulling out her gun and sticking it under Mello's chin.

"Am I clear?" She hissed. Mello gulped, Adam's apple bobbing up and down.

"Y-Yes, ma'am!"

"Good." Hero replaced her gun into the recesses of her striped shirt (What can I say? I'm a big Matt fan) and clapped her hands. "Anywho…let's meet the co-hosts! We have President Kisame, Vice-President Reborn, and Treasurer Sebastian!" The three girls waved and smile as their names are called.

"Could we please get started, Hero?" Light asked worriedly, looking at his watch.

"Why? Got someplace you need to be~?"

"N-no…"

"I beg to differ, Kira-kun." L stated from his crouch in the nearby chair.

"I'm not Kira!"

"Then why are you so nervous?"

"Okay, guys!" Sebastian clapped her hands. "Tensions are running a little high, so we're gonna get started!"

"I never said you could!" Hero argued.

"Hero, shut up and sit down." Kisame ordered.

"Yes, ma'am."

"Anyways… I have a dare!" Sebastian smiled mischievously. "Mello, you have to give Near a hug!"

"What?" Mello yelled, eyes wide. "I'm not giving the albino freak a hug!"

"It's a dare~! Or are you…chicken?"

"…Fine!" Mello stomped over to the boy and briefly wrapped his arms around him before stomping back to his spot. "Happy?"

"Very." Sebastian smirked. "Okay, Light, your turn! You have a choice of either admitting five faults you have or you get to perform a strip show. Which is it gonna be?"

"B-but…I don't have any faults!" Light stammered.

"I could name at least 10." Matt muttered from his corner, where he was intently playing his Game Boy.

"Well?" Kisame demanded impatiently. "Which is it gonna be, Li?"

"U-Um…"

Suddenly, a timer went off, beeping insistently.

"Oh, too bad!" Hero chimed. "You took too long, so you must do both at the same time!" All of the co-hosts and Hero began to laugh and giggle. Light blushed as he began loosening his red tie, earning squeals from the audience.

"Well…" Light began, slowly unbuttoning his shirt. "Um… I'm a neat freak… I have a god complex… I used Misa and Takada to get what I wanted…"

Takada and Misa gasped angrily, but everyone else (mainly the host and co-hosts) were too focused on Light as he slowly stripped off his shirt.

"Anyways…I also have bipolar disorder…And I gave Mello that scar." Light's pants had joined his other clothes on the floor. "Can I get dressed now?"

"Nope." Kisame giggled.

"Anyways, we have more dares!" Hero sang.

"L has to eat vegetables." Sebastian announced much to the detective's chagrin.

"Mello has to wear white." Reborn said.

"Near must give compliments to everyone in the room!" Kisame demanded.

"Matsuda has to agree that L and Light are an awesome couple~!" Sebastian giggled.

"And Misa has to go die." Hero finished, grinning evilly.

"I refuse." L stated quietly

"That's not an option." Kisame growled. "Now, open wide or it's gonna hurt." She held out a piece of celery. L covered his mouth.

"Never." And with that, he ran off, Kisame in hot pursuit. A cry of triumph floated into the main room as Kisame dragged L back in, who was chewing on the celery balefully.

"No way! I'm not wearing white!" Mello protested hotly. Reborn approached him maliciously, holding up a white leather vest.

"Oh yes you will." She purred, unzipping Mello's vest and ripping it off, replacing it with the white one.

"Fine." Near breathed. "Light, you're pretty talented at acting. L, you are very intelligent, and I look up to you. Matt, you are the best hacker I know-"

"The only one." Matt reminded him.

"Mello, you are good at blowing stuff up. Watari, you're like a father to me. Misa, you're cute. Takada, you are good at staying alive."

"Aw, thanks, Near~!" Misa cooed, hugging the boy tightly.

"Matsuda, your turn~!" Sebastian sang.

"O-oh! U-Um… Light, it is true; you and L do make a good couple…" Matsuda chuckled nervously as Light and L glared at him.

"Okay, Misa, your turn!" Hero yelled. "Now, die!" A hole opened under the blonde's feet and she dropped into the shaft with a scream. Everyone gathered around, none sorry to see it happen.

"Do you need me to do anything, Hero?" Matt asked, smoke curling lazily from his lit cigarette.

"Yes, actually." Hero grinned sweetly. "Could you go get me a blanket? I'm cold…" She shivered for emphasis.

"Here." Matt took off his jacket and handed it to Hero, who quietly squealed.

"Thanks, Matt!" Hero put it on and posed. "What do you think?"

"…I think you're crazy." Kisame muttered.

"I think it looks good." Matt smiled charmingly, causing Hero to swoon and collapse on the nearby couch. "Um…is she gonna be okay?"

"She'll be fine." Sebastian reassured the gamer.

"Okay!" Kisame announced. "I have some truths! L and Light, did either of you look at the other questionably when you were chained together?"

"N-no…" Light blushed.

"Yes." All the fangirls in the building squealed.

"Okay, my turn!" Sebastian giggled. "Matt, do you ever want to slap Mello, sexually or otherwise?"

"Totally." Matt replied nonchalantly, not looking up from his game. Mello gasped loudly, giving his friend an odd look. "What? It's true."

"Well… All right. Near, do you have an unhealthy obsession with L?" Reborn asked.

"Perhaps." Near answered, twirling a lock of hair around his finger absent-mindedly.

"Okay, last one for this chapter!" Hero, suddenly back after her swooning session, announced. "L, has Light ever made you feel…non-asexual? Sebastian wants to know, so…" Sebastian blushed and shot Hero a glare, who ignored it.

"…Yes, I do believe he has." L murmured thoughtfully, chewing on his thumb.

"Okay…I think we'll be done for now." Hero said nervously, watching Light chase L around the studio. "Um…just send in truths and dares, but please keep them T-rated! Arigatou, and I'll see you guys later!"