"It's coming on!" Loki yelled from the couch. "I honestly don't
know why you patronize this magic bullshit." Bartleby laughed as
he spit bite after bite of his Big Mac into the Mc Donnals bag.
"Dude you have to see this guy, he can float! For Christ sakes!"
said Loki "Well I can fly but I don't have a TV special."
The screen was filled with an image of David Blane. "Damn he looks
familiar..." Bartleby said looking at the image on their
fuzzy old TV. The salesmen at the store they (Loki) had bought the
TV at had told them (him) it was top of the line. They (he)
had bought it the story and the "Soiny" TV.
As Bartleby watched the special. He got more and more impressed at
the feats that the human could accomplish. For an angel
it would be nothing child's play. But for a human, it was spectacular.
The program ended an hour later with an advertisement for David's
record breaking trick. He would be locked in a glass box
underground. "Wow, that's pretty damn cool." Loki said "We got to go
see that." "We can't it's out of Wisconsin." Bartleby
said firmly. "Come on let's at least ask the voice to ask god." Loki
said "Yeah then we can ask to get back in to heaven, cuse
it's just that fucking simple. How would we even get him to come?"
Loki smirked "FREE TEQUILA!!!!" He yelled.
There was a knock on the door Loki strode over the short distance
and opened it. There was the Metratron. "I heard there
wa..." He looked and the two angels standing there and his
expression changes. "Having a party are you?" he said then glances
around the empty apartment. "Not much of a turn out I see."
He walked in. "Honestly if you don't stop using that excuse it's not
gonna work, haven't you ever heard ot the boy who cried wolf?
Now what is it Loki?" Bartleby still stood amazed. "How?"
"We want to leave Wisconsin." "What....wait a minute..."
The Metratron stood there for a second then turned to Loki "Magic?
No." He said simply. "Why not?" "No, now give me some damn tequila!."
Part 2 coming soon