SDMI The Night the Clown Cried AU
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I don't own and what if instead of turning Angel away when she went to visit her, Velma let her in and talked to her? Where'd Velmas new moves come from, as well as some other things? You probably won't understand it unless you've watched the shows and this is just part one of the story by the way.)
"My trapping knowledge. It's gone!" Fred Jones Jr. said sounding shocked and horrified when he couldn't think of a single thing that had to do with traps.
"Oh too bad. Time's up Crystal Cove." The Crybaby Clown said intimidatingly and causing Velma to swear colorfully.
"Screw traps! I'm doing this the old fashioned way!" Velma said before she lunged at the Crybaby Clown that easily side-stepped her, before being forced forward when Velma turned her failed lunge into a successful backflip that landed a solid kick on the Clowns back.
"Oh so ya wanna play tough huh? Let's see if you can handle playing with the big babies!" Crybaby Clown said causing Velma to snort in amusement at the way he said it as she fell into a classical martial arts stance.
"Who said anything about playing with babies no matter how big they are? I only play with the big kids, think you can keep up ya overgrown diaper sniffer?" Velma asked right back, causing the Crybaby Clown to growl at her while a few of the citizens around them tried to stifle their snickers unsuccessfully. Velma easily spun around Crybaby Clown as he charged at her and gave him a solid kick to the back again, once again making him stumble slightly.
"Stay still you ugly nerd." The Crybaby Clown said in a considerably un-Crybaby like fashion.
"You call me ugly? Have you looked in a mirror lately?" Velma asked raising an eyebrow as she dodged a swipe from the diaper wearing caper.
"I mean I've heard of someone being beaten with the ugly stick but you look like you've been beaten with the whole forest! No wonder you're such a Crybaby. You probably couldn't get a single date, even with the schools most desperate students!" Velma taunted causing the Crybaby Clown to growl at her as he lashed out with a punch that she easily dodged as the gathered people snickered at how easily she was insulting the one person they had been scared silly of for almost a whole month.
"Catch me if you can Diaper sniffer!" Velma challenged with a grin adorning her face as she darted out the door with the Crybaby Clown lumbering after her angrily, followed by everyone else who wanted to see what would happen next.
"Stay still!" Crybaby Clown yelled as Velma dodged his attempts at attacks and led him to Town Square where the rest of Crystal Cove was quickly gathering to see what was going on.
"You wouldn't hit a girl with glasses." Velma said finally turning to face him with all of Crystal Cove watching their every move, before she had to bend backwards to dodge a swipe he made at her head.
"Heh. You couldn't hit a girl with glasses." Velma said side-stepping another lunge attempt before twisting her body and grabbing his arm. Everyones jaw dropped when they saw the scrawny Velma bodily lift the Crybaby Clown off of the ground and slam him into the side of the nearest building, his arm pinned behind him while Velma wasn't even breathing hard!
"Okay. Who wants to see who the pain in the butt that had been tormenting us for the last month or so is?" Velma asked looking over her shoulder at the stunned crowd with a grin on her face.
"Mind if I do the honors baby doll?" One Cassidy Williams, also known as Angel Dynamite, of the old Mystery Incorporated asked stepping forward with a grin that matched Velmas.
"Not at all Cass." Velma said snickering at the look on her generations Mystery Incorporated faces as she easily talked with the radio DJ that had a new look.
"Bayner Hotner?" All of Crystal Cove except for Cassidy and Velma asked in unision.
"Okay that was a little freaky." Velma said looking at the others weirdly while Cassidy snorted.
"You said it sister." Cassidy agreed before a shocked Daphne stepped forward.
"Bayner but why?" Daphne asked shocked at the sight of her new boyfriend underneath the mask. This was when Bayner began his tale, which ended with Daphne slapping him across the face hard enough to leave an already red handprint on it.
"Nice slap Daphne. Next time try not bending your hand backwards as you slap though, it makes the mark fade too fast when you bend your hand and wrist." Velma said with a small whistle at the sheer strength behind the slap as Sherriff Stones took Bayner away.
"She would know." Cassidy said agreeing with what the bespectacled teen next to her had said despite the shock and slight hurt on Daphnes face at not being called 'Daph' like she usually was.
"Crud. We'd better get going if we want to be on time Cass. Marc will murder us and get rid of the evidence if we're late again." Velma said after taking a glance at her new wrist watch while Cassidy looked at her own wrist watch and whistled.
"We gotta be there by 9:30 and it's already 9:28. Race on the bikes?" Cassidy asked looking at her orange wearing friend who grinned and jangled a pair of keys in her hands.
"You're on! Loser pays for the winners dinner again?" Velma said grinning widely as she and Cassidy ignored everyone else and walked over to two motorcycles on their kickstands side by side not too far away.
"Deal. Exactly at 9:29?" Cassidy asked grinning as she donned a motorcycle helmet with Velma not even a second behind as the older woman sat on a black and blue motorcycle.
"Deal." Velma said climbing onto a black and orange motorcycle that was parked right next to Cassidys as they started their rides. When the clock hit 9:29 the two motorcyclists were off like a shot with a loud roar of their engines, both of them popping wheelies as they went from zero to sixty in less than two point eight seconds. Even from their places rooted to the side walk in shock the townspeople could hear Cassidy whopping and cackling while Velma howled and cackled like a maniac.
"Hahaha! Good luck old hag!" Velma could be heard yelling at Cassidy over the sound of the wind.
"Who're you calling old!? You are in for the race of your life now kiddy." Cassidy was heard yelling back at the orange wearing girl.
"Think you can keep up grandma!?" Velma was faintly heard yelling back while one unnamed adult turned to Sheriff Stones.
"Aren't you gonna take them in Sheriff?" The man asked causing a few of the others to glare at him for saying that just after they got rid of someone who had been terrorizing the town for more than a month.
"They've been racing around on those bikes of theirs for the last week or two and anytime I tried to chase them they manage to speed up and slip away somehow." Stones admitted sheepishly to the townspeople whose jaws dropped.
"Besides. They were mainly trying to chase away the Crybaby Clown and always had their helmets on so I didn't know who they were." Sheriff Stones said shaking his head in disbelief at not seeing it earlier.
"Question is. When did Velma get a motorcycle let alone a driver's license?" Fred wondered aloud as he stared in the direction the orange wearing girl he thought he knew sped off in.