disclaimer: I dont own cactuar or ff8 children.
Note: I went insane again. I like Cactus. Cactus are shiny...kind of. Cactuar rules. The End. -Cactuar Story-
This Chapter is containing mostly: Selphie, Seifer, Squall and Cactuar (a little of the others)
Selphie: Cactuar is missing
Squall: ..is that possible?
Seifer: Your such a fucking loser Selphie, Cactuar can't just get up and walk away!
Squall: ..look behind you.
*Seifer turns around*
Cactuar: Hi. My name is Cactuar. I like to..Run...aboot
Seifer: What the hell?
Selphie: HI CACTTTTTUUUUAAARRRR!
Squall: ..Why am I here again?
Cactuar: Hello girl who junctioned me alot.
Seifer: *smacks self in the head* Have I been smoking?
Squall: If you've been smoking, than would mean I am too. Because I am seeing the same thing.
*Squall and Seifer turn to see Selphie petting the Cactus*
Seifer: What is wrong with her?
Squall: I didn't create her.
Seifer: I'd hope not, cause then you would be a woman.
Selphie: Cactus. I like Cactus
Cactuar: I am Cactuar. Look at me frolic!
Selphie: What is this..fro-lic...you speak of?
Seifer: ......
Squall: ........
Cactuar: Well, You first put your arms like you are going to run and then you...jump and skip and look like a pansy.
Selphie: *tries and falls over* LIke that????????
Seifer: Oh dear. Cactus-bonding.
Cactuar: *Glares at Seifer and Squall* You two, frolic now.
Squall: What..?
Seifer: No way.
Selphie: *tries again and does it right* YAY I'M DOING IT CACTUAR!
Seifer: Please no.
Cactuar: You *Points to Seifer* will get a prick in your ass if you dont.
Seifer: Dammit...*frolics badly* there we go happy?
Cactuar: that will do.
Squall: *Chuckles*
Cactuar: You, shy boy, your turn
Squall: *tries to frolic and falls on his head* er.
Selphie: Your doing it wrong.
Squall: I dont care.
Seifer: Do it right! I have to do it right *Frolics again* There we go!!
Selphie: YAY SEIFY! *hugs Seifer*
Seifer: Get off me *pushes Selphie off*
Cactuar: Hey! Cactuar likes bonding. Hugging is allowed.
Squall: *frolics* I did it.
Cactuar: YAYYYYYYY Now everyone on the count of 3 FROLIC!
Seifer, Selphie and Squall: *frolic*
Cactuar: Again!!!!!
*They frolic*
Quistis: *coughs* What is going on?
Cactuar: Excuse me ma'am we are having frolicking lessons. Please do not disturb.
Quistis: *walks away* Was that Cactuar??????
Note: I went insane again. I like Cactus. Cactus are shiny...kind of. Cactuar rules. The End. -Cactuar Story-
This Chapter is containing mostly: Selphie, Seifer, Squall and Cactuar (a little of the others)
Selphie: Cactuar is missing
Squall: ..is that possible?
Seifer: Your such a fucking loser Selphie, Cactuar can't just get up and walk away!
Squall: ..look behind you.
*Seifer turns around*
Cactuar: Hi. My name is Cactuar. I like to..Run...aboot
Seifer: What the hell?
Selphie: HI CACTTTTTUUUUAAARRRR!
Squall: ..Why am I here again?
Cactuar: Hello girl who junctioned me alot.
Seifer: *smacks self in the head* Have I been smoking?
Squall: If you've been smoking, than would mean I am too. Because I am seeing the same thing.
*Squall and Seifer turn to see Selphie petting the Cactus*
Seifer: What is wrong with her?
Squall: I didn't create her.
Seifer: I'd hope not, cause then you would be a woman.
Selphie: Cactus. I like Cactus
Cactuar: I am Cactuar. Look at me frolic!
Selphie: What is this..fro-lic...you speak of?
Seifer: ......
Squall: ........
Cactuar: Well, You first put your arms like you are going to run and then you...jump and skip and look like a pansy.
Selphie: *tries and falls over* LIke that????????
Seifer: Oh dear. Cactus-bonding.
Cactuar: *Glares at Seifer and Squall* You two, frolic now.
Squall: What..?
Seifer: No way.
Selphie: *tries again and does it right* YAY I'M DOING IT CACTUAR!
Seifer: Please no.
Cactuar: You *Points to Seifer* will get a prick in your ass if you dont.
Seifer: Dammit...*frolics badly* there we go happy?
Cactuar: that will do.
Squall: *Chuckles*
Cactuar: You, shy boy, your turn
Squall: *tries to frolic and falls on his head* er.
Selphie: Your doing it wrong.
Squall: I dont care.
Seifer: Do it right! I have to do it right *Frolics again* There we go!!
Selphie: YAY SEIFY! *hugs Seifer*
Seifer: Get off me *pushes Selphie off*
Cactuar: Hey! Cactuar likes bonding. Hugging is allowed.
Squall: *frolics* I did it.
Cactuar: YAYYYYYYY Now everyone on the count of 3 FROLIC!
Seifer, Selphie and Squall: *frolic*
Cactuar: Again!!!!!
*They frolic*
Quistis: *coughs* What is going on?
Cactuar: Excuse me ma'am we are having frolicking lessons. Please do not disturb.
Quistis: *walks away* Was that Cactuar??????