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Aragorn looked with disgust at the head of the Mouth of Broccoli he had just chopped off. He was sorry such vile creatures existed. The Green Gate was opening. He saw the masses of vegans pouring out. He knew there was almost no hope, but the armies had to be drawn out of Veggie Land. It was the only hope for Frodo and Sam, who had to destroy the One Brussel Sprout. As he rode back to the small army, he knew he had to encourage them. They looked very frightening. After all, who wouldn't be, faced with such horrors. He burst out with...
"Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Burger King, of Steak and Ale, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same tofu that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the carnivore in men fails, when we forsake our sausages and break all bonds of baconship, but it is not this day! An hour of bean sprouts and lima beans, when the age of meat comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the Drumstick!"
The End.
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