I cannot even begin to describe the amazing amount of effort exerted in the process of writing this remarkably brilliant piece of literature.
Chapter One
Introduction
It began with a Mary Sue.
She wasn't an exceptional Mary Sue; shining chestnut hair, glistening sapphire orbs, a single automail limb, a dead sister. Her author typed with a frequently-used thesaurus next to her computer, resting on a pile of yet-to-be-scanned fan art.
Really, she was a typical Mary Sue in every way.
There was nothing intriguing, well-thought-out or even review worthy about her. No realistic backstory, no character flaws. Her personality was an unfinished list of qualities in an MSWord document typed in comic sans.
It is certainly fair to say that this Mary Sue is nothing out of the ordinary here in the land of FFnet.
It is safe to say that she didn't deserve what she got.
It is safe to say that she simply got lucky.