Me: "Things not to Brag About"
General Grievous: I don't mean to brag, but I have a tiny little picture of a bike.
The next day...
General Grievous: I got an incomplete on my test.
The next next day...
General Grievous: I'm going to the dance with my mom.
The next next next day...
General Grievous: I have to wear an eye-patch...all summer.
The next next next next day...
General Grievous: I hold the school record for most pink eye and unknown rashes.
The next next next next next day...
General Grievous: I like to wear a snorkel when I sleep. Doctor's orders.