DISCLAIMER: I do not own South Park or any of the characters.

A/N: Big shout out to Ixi-Nox, whom I originally pitched this too when she was taking one-shot requests to help get over her writers block. This little story (which maybe become an on-going) evolved from many of the email discussions we've had over various headcannons. Also a quick thank you to TimelessMystery and TCBN for also featuring this coupling in thier own fanfics.

South Park:

Screw The System!

''MISTER WORF ENGAGE!''

The words echoed loudly in Kevin's room despite the fact Kevin wasn't in his own bed.

He was however in his parents large double bed and was slowly opening his eyes, mentally cursing himself for not turning off his alarm.

Granted, he hates letting a good day go to waste, but it was 7am and a Sunday for crying out loud, his parents were away visiting friends for the weekend and he was still sleepy after the events of last night.

The very 'passionate' and 'unbelievable' events of last night. Events that if a fortune teller told 9 year old Kevin about back in 4th grade, he would have called them a liar, demanded his money back and cried out 'shenanigans!'

He didn't want to get out of the warm covers just to turn off his alarm and then walk back to his parents room.

''MISTER WORF ENGAGE!''

The reminder alarm went off and Kevin grunted annoyingly, once again cursing under his breath for his lack of fore sight.

He was about to fall back asleep when he suddenly felt someone's hand lightly touching his chest. It stirred him slightly but then his eyes shot open instantly when the same hand then grasped a particular body part.

Despite last night he still wasn't 100% used to someone else touching that part of his body.

''MISTER WORF ENGAGE!''

''Leave it'' a half awake voice mumbled as Kevin turn over onto his back, to look at the young beauty laying next to him.

Lola was her name and despite being one of the most popular girls in the school, despite being once the 'arm candy' (god he hated that word) of some of the jocks (or sexist pigs as she called them) and despite being a cheerleader, she, Lola, this goddess as Kevin called her, found him, yes him being Kevin, attractive!?

He could still the remember the silence that filled the school cafeteria when she shouted ''screw the system!'', grabbed him by his shirt collar and proceeded to make out with him in front of her fellow cheerleaders.

He could still remember hearing Bebe going ''They actually look cute together'', the cheers from Stan, Wendy, Kyle, Clyde, Butters and from anyone who called him 'friend' and the look of complete shock on the faces of various jocks when they parted for air.

Then he grabbed his water bottle, Lola her lipsel, they then swapped and went back to where they left off followed by a ''Holy shit dude!'' from Kyle.

''Hey Lola, getting horny for a nerd? That's fucking gay!'' he remembered hearing the scumbag Eric Cartman saying, followed quickly by ''SHUT THE FUCK UP CARTMAN'' almost at once by various others.

''MISTER WORF ENGAGE!''

He sighed in defeat and slowly moved to get out of bed, he had to turn that bloody alarm off. However fate or rather Lola had other plans as she wasted no time in grabbing his waist.

''No!'' She said. 'Stay, that's an order' she jokingly said, pulling him back into bed.

Kevin was about to reply but the second he opened his mouth, Lola took advantage and got him with a kiss, her hands slowly moving around his back.

It was only a series of gentle kisses, little pecks really nothing too passionate, or at least not yet.

Soon Lola stopped and moved her head to rest upon Kevin's chest, quite happy to stay there until she felt more awake.

Kevin on the other hand had other ideas as he closed his eyes and began to think back to how he ended up in this situation, how he got a cheerleader to be his girlfriend (which his parents didn't believe until they met her) and how, this very second, he never wanted to let her go ….