*-;-* Hello everyone! I wrote this one-day in class when I was bored. If you think it is half interesting, I shall continue it! If you all think I have absolutely no potential with this story, let me know! Enjoy! *-;-*

Star Wars Episode 1.498: Attack of the Trekkies

"WOW!!! LOOK AT THIS! LOOKY LOOKY LOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Startled by the sudden disturbance, Yoda falls off his chair. "Mace Windu, disturb me why do you, hmm?"

"DUDE! Wow… I gotta show you something awesome man!"
          "Show me what will you?"

"Just… watch…"

Mace Windu pulls out an odd looking triangular object which he squeezes between his fingers. He holds it up to his mouth and screams with soul, "BEE-EEEAAMMM ME UUP SCOTTAY!"

Mace Windu disintegrates and Yoda begins racking his mind for a possible answer as to what happened. At that moment, Obi-wan rushes into the room.

"Master Yoda, did Master Windu come through here by any chance?"

Yoda eases himself across the room to where Obi-wan is, "Come here, he did. Gone now, is he."

"Oh no! Not again!"

"Again you say? What mean you by 'again?'"

"Ever since he came across that odd object, he keeps asking somebody named Scotty to beam him up, and well, it works every time. We usually lose him for a couple of minutes, but he usually returns in a couple minutes. Maybe I shouldn't worry so."

Yoda's ears perk up and his eyes widen. "Interesting that is. Obi-wan, where, presume you, did Master Windu acquire this object?"

"Oh, he got it from that little skinny dude with the weird spiky forehead on the corner of 2nd and 3rd."

"WHAT? Know you his identity? Know who are dealing with do you?"

"Umm… Sorry master… but no I have no clue."

Yoda mumbles, "A trekkie he is."

"Beg your pardon, a what?"

"A FRIGGIN TREKKIE! THAT HE IS!"

"I've never heard of that species before."

"A different species they are not. Hmph. A different order they are; origins have they in the Milky Way galaxy… very distant. Polluting our society they are! Trust them we cannot! Hmph!"

"Heh heh. The Milky Way galaxy? Sounds perverted." Obi-wan snickers.

"Only in a perverted mind, mind you, hmph." Obi-wan bursts out in laughter and by now cannot control himself.

"Obi-wan! Contain yourself you must! Disgraceful this is!" Obi-wan falls over and rolls out the door; the door quickly closes behind him.

"To the root of this I must get. Attack in abnormal ways trekkies do. Insanity try they to force. Hmph." Yoda strides across the room once again."

-=Well that's all for now! Please tell me what you all think! Ciao!=-

~~Freddi~~