Mspaintadventures is property of Andrew Hussie. Will Smith is property of himself. I do not own anything. Literally. I am destitute. I live in a cardboard box. Which isn't even mine.

Pride and Prejudice is out of copyright n.n

"NO" Terezi was saying. "No no no no no no no a hundred times no. I am not watching any film that you think is good. It is bound to be awful."

Karkat frowned. "Don't be so fucking judgemental. Just because of that ONE time when -"

"Oh, that ONE time when you persuaded me to watch a film by saying it had Troll Will Smith in it? And then he turned out to have a total screen time of about FIVE SECONDS?!" She glared at him.

"I swear I didn't know!"

"Musclebeastshit!"

Karkat winced, as if her words were little dragons attacking him. "Look, I've said I was SO FUCKING SORRY about that at least A MILLION times. What the fuck else do you want me to say, shitpan? Anyway, we've already agreed on tonight for our film night, and it's my turn to pick the film. So shut your noise-hole, and if you're very lucky I might make popcorn for you."

Terezi had been on the verge of pouting, but at the mention of 'popcorn', her mouth split into the kind of grin associated with Homestuck fans and news of a 30 page update. Karkat rolled his eyes. "Half a lunar sweep past 8, ok? And I refuse to go to your fucking hive, all that calcite material on your walls makes my ocular blobs ache."

Terezi sighed. "Ugh, fine. But there'd better be popcorn, else you'll be in a whole planet of trouble." And with that, she left; Karkat felt like he'd both won and lost, but not sure how either had happened. He plodded back to his hive. Troll Jebus, Terezi could be irritating sometimes.

Terezi turned up five lunar fragments early with her blanket, overnight stuff, and an eager expression. Karkat had only just put the popcorn in the microwave, so he had to endure Terezi crouching by the little window for almost a minute, raptly watching the slow rotation of the bag. As soon as the microwave pinged, she'd opened the door, dumped the popcorn in a bowl and was eating very determinedly before Karkat had time to blink twice. He sighed good-naturedly. Being around Terezi for any length of time was she wasn't being all RULES RULES RULES JUSTICE BLAH was really relaxing for him. He flopped onto the sofa next to where she was sitting and tried to sneak some popcorn, earning a slapped hand for his trouble. "So, shall we watch this fucking film or not?" Terezi nodded.

"Pyjamas first though."

To explain: for their weekly film nights, Karkat and Terezi discarded their normal black gear in favour of pyjamas. This wasn't a problem for Karkat, as his pjs were essentially looser versions of his everyday clothes; however, Terezi was accustomed to sleeping in t-shirts and undies. Since she obviously didn't want Karkat to see her underwear, she'd invested in several pairs of girl boxers, decorated with troll superheroes.

Karkat went to his room to change, Terezi headed for the bathroom. There, she discovered, to her horror, that she'd forgotten to pack her boxers in her overnight back. She searched every side pocket with mounting agitation, then finally sunk down on the load gaper as she frantically pondered what to do. She couldn't sleep in her trousers, they were too tight, and anyway, Karkat would pass comment and ask why she hadn't changed. She checked what underwear she was wearing and groaned. It was a pair that Kanaya had given her for her wriggling day, the accompanying note rife with suggestive jokes. Terezi had thrown them in her drawer without a second thought, and today, of all days, had decided to wear them for the first time. She grimaced, then reminded herself of her fearless Ancestor and resolved to spend the evening without so much as a blush. "Just normal film night, a normal film night, he probably won't even notice."

If Karkat had had anything in his mouth, he would have spat it out upon seeing her. As it was, he had to content himself with a faint choking sound, as if Equius had just offered him a striptease. He looked wildly around the room, seeming to be searching for a means of escape. None were evident. Terezi saw his expression and tried to shrug it off. "Honestly Karkat, they're just my pyjamas, you've seen them loads of times." Karkat's eyes were rolling frantically in their sockets, looking anywhere but at her lower half. His thinkpan tried to formulae some kind of sentence along the lines of 'Those are not your usual fucking pyjamas! I'm pretty bulgereeking sure I'd have fucking remembered those if I'd ever seen them before!' but the words got lost and confused on the way from pan to mouth, and all he managed was an incoherent stutter.

Terezi, trying to seem as nonchalant as she could in a faded Troll Batman t-shirt and startlingly lacy red panties with teal edging, walked over to the sofa and bent to retrieve the popcorn bowl on the floor. Her stunning arse, wrapped in satin and lace like the most glorious present imaginable, was right in front of Karkat's eyes, less than a foot away. He could feel his bulge beginning to uncoil, and desperately tried not to faint. As Terezi straightened up, bowl in hand, Karkat pretended he had been looking for the remote. She plonked herself down on the sofa, oh-so-casually covering her lap with her blanket, restoring Karkat's powers of respiration. He 'found' the 'lost' remote, and started the film, operating on autopilot. His head was spinning. He'd always thought of Terezi as a sister, yet seeing her in that mind-blowing underwear was drastically altering his opinions. Troll Jebus she was fit!

To explain some more: Terezi hates awkwardness. Really really hates it. It makes her toes curl. So whenever there's an awkward moment in a film, she'll close her eyes and cover her ears, and to better muffle the sound, bury her head in Karkat's chest. Karkat would make some kind of half-hearted complaint, but tolerate it. The film they were watching this evening was Troll Pride and Prejudice – crammed with awkward moments right from the start (in actual fact, the title was of course much longer, but for the sake of fluidity I won't type it here. Also, Troll Will Smith was playing Troll Mr Darcy).

Terezi's head was warm against Karkat's chest, and a few strands of her hair tickled his chin. He breathed out slowly through his nose. Unfortunately, though he was trying to put the sight of Terezi's underwear out of his mind, his bulge had no such plans. It was still stirring gently, and Karkat was terrified lest Terezi decided, as she sometimes did when she was quite tired, to rest her head on his lap. Fortunately, he was then given the welcome distraction of his arm being crushed against his side. "Oi, stinkpan, I can't feel my arm. Move."

"Your arm, your problem. You move it." Terezi said, and he could practically hear the mischievous smile in her voice. He heaved it out from under her and it came to rest, quite naturally, around her shoulders. She wriggled a little to allow his arm to move down to a more comfortable position around her waist. Karkat realised that his fingers were about an inch away from lace, and his bulge continued to make its present known to him.

The film continued, and as Troll Mr Darcy and Troll Elizabeth Bennett smouldered at each other across the dance floor, Karkat's fingers began to fiddle absentmindedly with the teal lace. He was so absorbed in the film that he didn't even notice Terezi's intake of breath, and now it was her head that was spinning. What did he think he was doing? He was touching her underwear! Her very lacy, needlessly sexy underwear! Was he making a move? Being a pervert? What was going on?!

She tried to calm down, with little success, as his fingers stroked and played with the soft lace near her hip. She wasn't even really sure how she felt about this...she'd always found him attractive, but had never thought to act on it. Now she found herself wishing that his fingers would stroke her skin instead of the lace, wishing that he'd take her head in one hand and roughly kiss her, while his other hand ripped off those stupid panties and –

Sorry to end on a bit of a cliffhanger. Just be warned, the next chapter is pretty sexually explicit. Let me know if you spot any glaring spelling errors/character inconsistencies!