Introduction.
Apologies for never having finished my other stories (i swear, new chapters are in the works) but this sudden plot bunny just hit me smack bang in the forehead. If anyone has come up with similar ideas sorry, I just haven't seen them but right now I'm feeling rather original.
As always, the Lord of the Rings sections are filled with stories involving certain o/c that writers fondly refer to as MARY SUES. Well here's my problem. THEY'RE ALL FEMALE!! Well, not for any longer.
Prologue
A dashing your man with raven black hair falling over his face carefully admired his sculpted cheekbones. Handcrafted by God some had said. Nay, handcrafted by the devil he himself said for no person, male or female, could ever look this good and be pure and holy at the same time. Staring deep into his own eyes, he saw gold flecks decorating his eyes. They were like deep pools of brandied chocolate. Gripping his hand-held mirror, he slowly edged sideways to make better use of the sunlight. Unbeknownst to him, he was slowly edging towards a perilous cliff, notorious for crumbling under the slightest pressure. Tossing his head back, he once again gave an adoring gaze into his mirror, flashing his pearly white and perfectly straight teeth. His lips were plump and just slightly curved so almost a permanent pout was settled upon them much to the glee of his adoring female fans. This sudden movement caused the young man to lose his balance and even his perfectly defined and muscled body was no match against the forces of fate. Stumbling back, he almost regained his balance and all seemed to be well until a fly threatened to sit upon his royal nose.
"Nooooooo", he shouted and moved to brush away the insect lest it smudge his handsome face and from this, he fell backwards, deep into the crevices of time that lay beneath this cliff, never to be seen once more in this world.