Hi there, this is a Scott Pilgrim Hetalia crossover story! Will you stick around to see how Matthew William faces his new challenge of defeating Amelia's seven evil exes? Enjoy the ride, cause it's a wild one ;D

This story is based on both the comics and the movie, so if you haven't read the comics, you might not know what some parts are from.

Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, and Scott Pilgrim belongs to Bryan Lee O'Malley.

Not so long ago, in the mysterious land of Toronto, Canada, Matthew Willaims was dating a high schooler.

"Matthew Williams is dating a high schooler!" A shoulder length blonde with blue eyes and and doubtful expression glared daggers at Matthew from the dining room table. Meanwhie a shaggy haired guy also sitting at said table, furrowed his equally shaggy brows and asked, "Really? Is she at least bloody hot?"

Matthew smiled with a smug look on his face. "I'm not playing your little games, kids," he said, pushing his glasses up his nose. Arthur and Louise looked at each other.

"So you've been out of high school for like, thirteen years, and-"

"I'm twenty-three! Twenty three!" he shouted at Louise, irritated by her teasing.

Arthur took a sip of his tea. "And you're dating a highschooler? Not bad, not bad." Frowning, not an uncommon expression on her face, Louise retorted, "Dating a- Come on, what does that even mean?"

Gibert, the messy haired albino who had been thus far silent, questioned with devious eyes, "Keseses, yeah, like, did you guys "do it" yet?" Matthew sat down, chewing his toast. He grinned happily at the rest of them.

"We do. . .many things. We ride the bus together, and she tells me about how yearbook club went, and about her friends, and y'know. . .drama. . ." He trailed off, kind of realizing how childish this must sound, but probably not caring.

Arthur rolled his eyes and picked up Matthew's piece of toast for himself. "Yeah, okay. . .Have you even kissed her?"

"We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrassed."

Louise snorted. "Well don't you seem pleased as punch," she said sarcastically.

"I don't know what your talking about," he said quickly, slurping his coffee. Arthur leaned over onto the table. "So what's her name?"

"Yao Wang. She's Chinese," he said in a boasting tone.

"Sounds like a guy name." Matthew ignored Louise to pay attention to Gilbert, who appeared to find the fact of Yao's nationaity pretty awesome.

"That's wicked! Where'd you meet her, anyways?" It appeared that Louise and Arthur were losing interest, because the blonde had shifted her gaze and now it seemed Arthur was giving his wheat toast with marmalade more attention than Matthew's new girlfriend.

"I believe I mentioned the bus. . .?"

A FEW NIGHTS AGO ON THE BUS. . .

Yao sat with her mother on the bus, quietly. Her mother appeared to be eyeing Matthew, who in turn, didn't seem to notice.

"That nice boy. You like him." Yao blushed and turned her head away.

"Mom, I'm seriously not interested at all, aru!" she said, embarrassed.

"You are seventeen year old! Time to get interested in boy!" her mom commanded angrily.

"Mom!" Her mother suddenly knocked over the bag of books in Yao's lap, causing them to spill all over the isle of the bus.

"You drop books." Yao yelped in surprise, then grumbling unhappily bent over to pick them up. Matthew noticed and also bent down to help her gather them up.

"Hey, don't worry about it," he said, smiling at her. "I got them."

BACK IN THE KITCHEN. . . ((where Finland is always located -shot-))

". . .and that's how we met," Matthew finished explaining. His friends looked at each other, eyebrows raised.

"You met her on the bus with her mom?" Arthur asked, pointing a finger and chuckling a little.

Louise facepalmed. "Is that seriously the end of the story?

"Yes."

Also, if anyone is confused as to who's who, Kim is Louise who is Fem!Germany, Stephan is Arthur, Young Neil is Gilbert, and Knives is Yao! Oh and duh, Mattie's Scott, hehe! More soon!