Hidan's past…
Mom!, Dad! The people of my village…died in a war…
Then I was crying, someone in a cloak patted my back
He said "it's fine now, little boy, the person who made such innocent people suffer is unforgivable, what is your name?" so I said "my name is Hidan, mister.." he smiled and gave me a necklace "here take this,im sure you have nowhere to go to, Would you like to go with me?"he smiled again I nodded and said "Yes, please but,what is your name." "my name is…Jashin" I smiled a bit after I wiped my tears and said "okay, I shall call you Jashin-sama.." he smiled and I said "wait are you the god..my parents..worshiped?"I asked him and he nodded.
I sure was amazed that time
He raised me up, He taught me many things, the Commandments that one should not disobey. He was and will always be my God, Jashin-Sama
It has been years since then
He's not with me but, through the necklace, I think he is with me
Then there's this person
He invited me into an organization called 'Akatsuki'
Filled with S-rank criminals, so I thought Hmm…they might be Jashin-sama's believers..,I might get along with them, so while I'm on this organization I might as well look for people who doesn't believe in Jashin-sama and punish them. or I could make them into Jashin-sama's believers…
So my journey with Akatsuki begun.
I've been partnered with Kakuzu, a goddamn cheap, annoying, tentacle-freak bastard.
But at least I can have him sew my head back whenever it needs to be.
But sometimes, okay maybe NOT sometimes I mean always, He's always annoying and would go to the black market every time we are sent to a mission. it's so tiring and annoying.
But then, we fought with this monk, of course without me WE wouldn't have won.
After that, we fought with this teacher, Asuma Sarutobi, of course we won again.
After that, we sealed the two tails, Nekomata , the Jinchuuriki that bijuu was sealed in was Nii Yugito.
Then, Some students of the teacher, the pussy pussy teacher, Followed us with a new teacher, it seems Kakuzu knows that guy.
And theres this student, Shikamaru, dang that guy! He's kinda smart, but of course he was easy to get through, the longer he use his technique, the weaker it gets as time passes. Damn Sherlock.
But he sure got lucky this time.
He trapped me in some place with kunais with Explosive tags.
But dang that was the best situation.
But, He used my partner's blood, Hmph, Playing possum my ass.
Yeah. He got lucky, He trapped me in my 'grave'
not..
And rocks fell on me. But I'm still alive of course, how the hell could I write this if I'm not alive?.
Well, luckily. I killed this non-believer and placed his heart into Kakuzu's body. Now we're back.
But it seems we were quite late. Pein was fighting with the kyuubi kid, what was his name again..
uh.. N-n-na-naru-to? Naruto?
Yeah, Pein died. Naruto went to the hideout and well I don't know. That's just it.
So we're here. Looking for something to do, of course I'll still do the same thing, either convert OR punish non-believers.
While Kakuzu, For sure, gonna do his BOUNTY business yeah right
That's it about me.
Now leave me alone.
Well. The End