Yes, right, prison, ahuh I just got to...
June 11 2010
By: Tikita
Chapter one.
(I no Owny batman or any of it's Characters.)
She stood there like an inky black goddess built of wet dreams and leather. Her chest is heaving as small rivitules of blood cascade down from cuts here and there shards of glass still fell from above like crystalized rain. Her eyes, if one were to look into them would be deep wells of blue green spit fire. A fine china plate crunches under her boot as she flicks her wrist back, the whip responds like magic and snakes behind her in an arch. Giving a loud snap before making it's way back towards her target. He hardly even had time to start screaming.
Mario Gomez, was one unlucky son of a bitch. He was a player, and a crook, but most of all he was the one to break her heart, this sleezy little fucking man. Him of all people! As the whip lashes around his scrawny neck she wonders how she let this happen. She knew better than to get involved but now here she was about to snap the little man's neck for his injustices against her already bruised and beaten heart.
She would not cry, she'd done enough of that already. Every time he left without a word, whenever he forgot to call! Who knew he was busy with a marriage proposal? Well she knew now and she was certainly going to crash their party. His eyes grow wide as the leather whip begins to choke the life out of him. He was her whole world right now, and she was too absorbed to notice the tall dark figure behind her until she saw the bat's reflection in Mario's pleading eyes.
"Shit..." She utters before the pain blossoms in her head and her whole world goes black.
Then there he was, standing with the jewel theif in his arms and a whole banquete hall of people erupting into greatfull cheers. He was not in the mood to celebrate, a second later and the groom would have been this week's kitty litter. He groans inwardly at the thought and then looks down at her prone body. Fuck Catwoman why would you have to kill him? Brows furrow with concern and he hoists her over his shoulder gently. Then with her free arm her tosses the batarang up through the glass ceiling where she entered.
"I will bring her in. No need to have the police at such a nice wedding." Mario nods gratefully and then Batman disappears out into the night.
He adjusts her in his arms so she lay there nestled into the crook of his arm, he had no idea how comfy his suit was so he'd shift her every so often. Then catching himself he groans again. What am I doing? This woman is going to prison for attemptive murder and here I am trying to make her comfy...Ugh.
Decidedly he concentrates more on the roof tops navigating himself deftly towards the police station. He could see it up ahead, she would probabley be sent to Arkham... Two roof tops away he stops and then looks down at her. Her eyes were closed and she was breathing gently, so innocent looking...
The full moon above them sure did give enough light for him to see by, and my oh my what a sight it was indeed. she was slightly bloody, but he knew she'd be alright, and the suit was torn, nothing that could not be fixed though... Alfred could fix this kinda thing really well... He thinks to himself as his normally hard blue eyes soften with compassion.
He glances up towards the police station again and swallows hard.
"No, she has to be brought in..." He reassures himself firmly.
Hopping to the next and final roof. Crossing it with a good stride he was resolute in his conviction! She had to go to prison she almost murdered a man. She had to go! Although just as he was about to hop down to ground level something would stop him dead. A sound, a soft nearly heart breaking sigh from the little criminal in his arms. Ohh mercy's sakes really? He rolls his eyes and groans again holding her just a little bit tighter. I can't do it, not like this. I can't hand her to them sleeping like she is, it's rude and unfair not how I would want to be locked up...
Turning about Batman finds a ventalation box and sits on it with her in his lap. He brings his communicator up and then sends a page to Robin. The call is quickly answered!
"It's 3 am...Yoou said my shift was done...What is it?" He sounded only mildly irritated, good, it left room for the really irritated he was going to feel in a matter of moments.
"I want you to drive down to the police station, right now. Take the Corvette...The black one." Batman smiles down at Catwoman and chuckles softly to himself.
"What the hell man do you have a date or something? Holy catfish just use the batmobile bitches love it."
"Robin just bring me the car god damnit I will give you the weekend off."
"..." A moment of silence then,"Are you serious?" Robin asks and Batman rolls his eyes sighing heavily.
"Yes yes of course now get your ass down here in thirty minutes or you can forget the whole thing!" Some shuffeling is heard in the background with some door slamming and then a car peeling off and out of the driveway. Batman smirks and hangs up the phone. Returning his attention to Catwoman he brushes a gloved hand down the side of her cheek and sighs softly before leaning back against the side of the roof top access door.
**20 minutes later**
Batman was ready, standing infront of the police station as Robin pulled up. For saftey reasons he dosed Catwoman with his batspray keeping her asleep for at least another hour. As he layed her in the back seat and got in on the passenger's side, Robin kept it together pretty well. Well, that was untill the door slammed shut.
"Batman...What the FUCK IS GOING ON? That is fuckin CATWOMAN! She's going to rob you blind! Why is she not in jail? She's wanted for at least a hundred different things, I know it's like 'Oh well at least she doesn't kill people!' But seriously dude! What the fuck!" His eyes were wide with a mix of fear and anger, otherwise known as confusion.
Batman smirks a little bit about the murder comment and then sighs softly. "Robin...You want the truth right?" He blinks softly and feels a blush creep up his cheeks, thank god for the mask.
"I always want the truth Batman...You know that." He replies, grey blue hues steady on the road, luckily the corvette had tinted windows and noone could see the Batman inside and in the passenger seat no less!
"Okay, well Dick to be honest here, I kinda think she needs some help. I mean as you said at least she does not kill people right? That almost changed tonight..." He glances back at her sleeping form and sighs. "I've never seen her look so crazy. I know it sounds really stupid but I'd like to find out why, I need to know."
Robin takes a quick look at Batman. He knew Batman well enough to know that he could not let a mystery just remain that way. So with a resigned sigh he relaxes in the seat and drives on.
"Fine batman, you can keep her. But you're the one that has to play with her, feed her, and clean up her messes. And remember if she gets out of hand it's straight to the pound." The smile on his face was dashing as usual and the refrence made Batman laugh quite suddenly.
"Haha, Oh thank you Mr. Robin I will do my darndest." He replies in an awestruck voice before they both start laughing.
((OOC Bats ftw sorry everyone XD Anyway I hope you like this and read and review. I am going to try keeping it short so I can finish it. 333 ))