A/N- ..and Lara didn't pay very much. Raven wanted spoons, so um..read it..? Oh yeah- Lara didn't get Mad Cow 'cause she never ate the cows..unless you can get it just by being around one..? I drew a 'special' picture for this story..
So the whole farm bit didn't work out as she planned..
But, while she was tending to her farm, someone came in and stole all of her cutlery! That's it, nothing else. What an idiot.
Since it was a Holiday, the stores were closed. But, Lara didn't know this, so she went to look for cutlery anyway. Only one place was open- 'Mystical Madame Cleo's Shop! We have everything you want! Even foolish magic heebie-jeebie!'
So, Lara went in. It was dark and scary..so, she lit a flare. Which she dropped, and started a fire. So, she grabbed a set of spoons and ran out. But, she didn't read the label..hehe..
Happy with her 'purchase' Lara went home. She made herself some soup, and taking out one of the spoons, dipping it into the soup, an odd thing happened..
The spoons, including the one in the soup, grew arms and legs. Even little eyes and mouths.
The one in the soup just happened to be the leader. 'She's drowning me! AHHH!!' said the spoon, while little air bubbles floated up.
Lara did a very bad thing. She let go of the spoon. And, since the soup was still rather hot, she didn't feel like pulling it out..besides, she didn't feel like dealing with mad spoons now anyway.
The other spoons( who were peeved, mind you.) formed a circle around Lara, and chanted in some odd language...
The leader then began to rise up from the soup, covered in cracker crumbs.
These were no ordinary spoons, you see..they were..EVIL KILLER SPOONS...of..da-da-der..DOOOOOM!! Or, in lame-mans ( yes, I know it's layman's..) terms: spoon thingies that are k-ur-s-ed. Yes, I know I spelt cursed wrong.
So, the spoons chanted, while their leader continued to rise from the soup. All the while Lara was busy cleaning up spilt soup. Who wants to deal with Spoons anyway?
Just as it seemed the head Spoon would do away with poor Lara (in it's evil spoon of doom, way, of course.) Aiza, yes..AIZA! Neo-magically appeared to save the day...(insert generic heroine type music here)
...By eating the spoons of course. And the soup. And the bowl..the crackers..Lara's computer..and when she'd eaten pretty much everything in sight, she turned on Lara, and...
...The End?
A/N- Guess how it ends, come on, guess. If you want to see the picture, go to http://enziaspics.homestead.com/files/eatinglara.jpg Pleaaasseeee, it's icky, but took a while to finish..I screwed up big time on the colors..oh well.
Yes, I know Aiza doesn't look like a chicken. Or rabid for that matter. She's a 'Regal'..I'll fill all plot holes..later.
So the whole farm bit didn't work out as she planned..
But, while she was tending to her farm, someone came in and stole all of her cutlery! That's it, nothing else. What an idiot.
Since it was a Holiday, the stores were closed. But, Lara didn't know this, so she went to look for cutlery anyway. Only one place was open- 'Mystical Madame Cleo's Shop! We have everything you want! Even foolish magic heebie-jeebie!'
So, Lara went in. It was dark and scary..so, she lit a flare. Which she dropped, and started a fire. So, she grabbed a set of spoons and ran out. But, she didn't read the label..hehe..
Happy with her 'purchase' Lara went home. She made herself some soup, and taking out one of the spoons, dipping it into the soup, an odd thing happened..
The spoons, including the one in the soup, grew arms and legs. Even little eyes and mouths.
The one in the soup just happened to be the leader. 'She's drowning me! AHHH!!' said the spoon, while little air bubbles floated up.
Lara did a very bad thing. She let go of the spoon. And, since the soup was still rather hot, she didn't feel like pulling it out..besides, she didn't feel like dealing with mad spoons now anyway.
The other spoons( who were peeved, mind you.) formed a circle around Lara, and chanted in some odd language...
The leader then began to rise up from the soup, covered in cracker crumbs.
These were no ordinary spoons, you see..they were..EVIL KILLER SPOONS...of..da-da-der..DOOOOOM!! Or, in lame-mans ( yes, I know it's layman's..) terms: spoon thingies that are k-ur-s-ed. Yes, I know I spelt cursed wrong.
So, the spoons chanted, while their leader continued to rise from the soup. All the while Lara was busy cleaning up spilt soup. Who wants to deal with Spoons anyway?
Just as it seemed the head Spoon would do away with poor Lara (in it's evil spoon of doom, way, of course.) Aiza, yes..AIZA! Neo-magically appeared to save the day...(insert generic heroine type music here)
...By eating the spoons of course. And the soup. And the bowl..the crackers..Lara's computer..and when she'd eaten pretty much everything in sight, she turned on Lara, and...
...The End?
A/N- Guess how it ends, come on, guess. If you want to see the picture, go to http://enziaspics.homestead.com/files/eatinglara.jpg Pleaaasseeee, it's icky, but took a while to finish..I screwed up big time on the colors..oh well.
Yes, I know Aiza doesn't look like a chicken. Or rabid for that matter. She's a 'Regal'..I'll fill all plot holes..later.