(Disclaimer: quick, short, and sweet. Please review.)

Who needs friends?

I, for one, do not need any friends.

I spent years without friends.

Why would anyone want to be my friend?

It makes no sense at all.

I think this guy is looking to be killed.

He never leaves me alone.

He talks on and on without prompting me to say anything.

He is quite strange.

I thought conversations had at least two people speaking.

He does not care if I say a single word.

He said he would talk enough for the both of us.

Guess what, he has.

At first I was annoyed that he would not shut up.

When he does not talk, I worry.

He said he would be my first friend.

He was right.

Duo Maxwell is a friend with me, Heero Yuy.