Star Trek characters were having epic rap battles in their hippie spaceship but little did they know that Kharn was coming their way riding on the bloodthirsty comet of vengeance. And then Kharn, the pussy slayer and fag crusher, crashed into their gay little spaceship instantly killing 100 faggots. Who of you xeno loving shit eaters wants to die first, roared Kharn like titan on the iron throne. Please don't kill me I'm too young to die, whimpered Wesley Crusher but Kharn would have none of this shit and so he crushed his gay little skull! How dare you, gasped captain Pickcard while sweating like an animal but Kharn fired lasers at him. No captain I save you, screamed Data while jumping to save his captain but they were both incinerated by laser. Now you die hippie scum, ejacylated Kharn with internal turmoil and after that started burning xeno loving hippies with his big, strong, manly laser. Once all hippies were dead he crashed the ship into Earth blowing up entire federation and the galaxy and the universe to honor the gods of Chaos!
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