Duck vs Duck
There once was a pair of ducks
Who were always down on their luck
Constantly trying to make a quick buck
Much to their co stars dismay
Always jealous of the star of their respective shows
Thinking they'd just it back and play second fiddle to them anyway
It's almost like little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey and then a tiny little spider comes
And frightens her and she runs screaming away
Well these two ducks certainly weren't going to take anymore shit
But they'll continue to cause their usual trouble anyway