This is my first story and therefore may not be very good. Dont hate or i will send the evil monsters after you. I do not own Kingdom Hearts or anything in this. I may add more if this takes off so comments are welcome.

Chapter 1

Lightning cackled in the dark clouds over the World That Never Was. The flash shone on the white walls of the Castle That Never Was. Inside the room of Where Nothing Gathers stood thirteen raised thrones. One by one figures in black coats warped through darkness onto the thrones. When all twelve were settled the highest throne recieved its master. The others waited. They were the Organization, the greatest evil group since the Rare Hunters or the Samurai Pizza Cats. They waited as the Superior, Xemnas, spoke.

"Who the fuck stole my Cheetos!" The room was quiet as Xemnas began his rant.

"Is it too much to ask that one of you bastards not steal from me!? I bust my ass every fucking day making sure this group does something useful and this is how I am repayed?"

At that moment Vexen sneezed, since things seem to happen to him all the time. Xemnas pointed at him.

"It was you wasnt it you little bitch! Iv seen you watching my Cheetos with envy!"

Before Vexen could explain his terrible luck Xemnas started blasting him with lightning, making the poor Nobody tumble off his throne and writh on the white floor. Axel started laughing and Xemnas took a moment from frying Vexen to glare.

"What are you in on it too? Suffer!" In a blink Axel was trapped in a sphere of power and slowly being electricuted by Xemnas.

"No one leaves until I get my god damn Cheetos! How the fuck can I talk to a giant moon if I dont have a cheesy snack to pass the time!?"

Getting tired of Axel Xemnas jumps down and starts beating Vexen for no real reason. Except it's Vexen. Zexion, who had been sleeping for the whole time since he made a illusion of being awake, opens his eyes to Axel smoking and Vexen getting the shit kicked out of him. Yawning a Cheetos bag falls out of his coat. Xemnas stops smashing Vexen's teeth to stare.

"Oh right I told Zexion he could have some. Very well then get back to work you friken lightweights. Im going to mumble to the moon."

Everyone warped away except Vexen, who was bleeding on the floor, and Zexion.

'Sucks to be you." And with that Vexen was alone to bleed. The End.

Not the worst thing iv ever seen. Share you thoughts. But remember, the monster....