Authors Note: Okay so this is my first fanfic I don't think I'm the best writer in the world so deal with it. I am not the best grammar student so there may be some mistakes. This is just something I thought of and wanted to write, so here it is. Oh and in this story its after Bella's change so she's a vampire.
Sorry okay this will be written in like play form.
When we first come in we are at the Cullen's household, and all the Cullen "children" are sitting around discussing what they are going to do today.
Edward: What should we do today?
Edward peered over at Alice who had this devilish grin on her face
Edward: What are you up to Alice?
Alice: I know what we are going to do today!
Emmett: Did you have a vision?
Jasper: No her visions don't work like that!
Emmett: Well sorry!! Damn who got you all in a tizzy?! Alice have you been dressing him up again.
Alice: NO!! I haven't since the last time remember he got so mad that Carlisle and Esme started to fight because of the emotions he was admitting.
Rosalie: God would you all just SHUT UP so Alice can tell us what we are going to do.
Rosalie spoke while filing her nails (hehe that's how I pictured her saying that) everyone was quiet.
Alice: Ook soo um yeah lets trash the house and steal Carlisle doctor bag.
Edward: GASP!! But that would piss both of them off like at the same time. Alice we've never done that before.
Bella: Yeah this could end us up all as orphans!
Alice: No it won't I've had a vision they'll consider getting rid of us, but they won't hehe!
All in unison: Alright!!