I don't own the characters they belong to Stephanie Meyer, I'm just playing around with them.

Seth POV

There comes a time in a persons life when he must take stock of his life. Take a long hard look and see where he stands in the grand scheme of things. So that's where I find myself now. I lay in bed examining who I am. I am 17 year old boy who happens to be a Quileute Indian. I live with my Mom and my older sister, my dad died a couple years ago. I live on a reservation in Washington called La Push. I have three best friends who are like brothers, and we all work to protect the reservation and some of the surrounding area of Forks.

Oh and did I mention that I can turn into a giant fur ball at will. Yup, a giant sized wolf that rips vampires to shreds. Yeah you heard me right, Vampires. Yes, vampires do exist and because they do so do we. My people have these legends about spirit warriors who eventually became shape shifters because of vampires, so its in my blood.

My brothers and myself shape shift nowadays because of a family of vampires that live just outside of Forks. They are not our enemies because of my brother Jake and his imprint Nessie, which is a whole other story on its own, but I digress. Long story short we are on good terms with the vampires. There is actually an alliance between the wolves and vampires. That usually is not the normal relationship between our kinds, we're supposed to be mortal enemies.

Now you must be asking why the hell am I rambling on about all this stuff. Well the real reason that I'm lying here thinking is really to figure out where my life went wrong. Because I am seriously trying to find a way to get back at a certain burly vampire that does not involve ripping him to pieces and burning said pieces.

You see, that family of vampires that live outside of Forks are the Cullen's. There is one among them, Emmett who loves to play practical jokes on everyone. No ones safe from his schemes. One of those schemes involved giving me a sort of Mohawk while I was asleep, dead tired and exhausted after one of my patrols. He couldn't figure out why I wanted to kill him when I woke up and saw what he had done, even saying something like, "Chill Seth, your native American your supposed to have a Mohawk right." all the while laughing maniacally at my expense.

I'm lying here remembering last week and trying hard not to phase. I had come around the Cullen's place after a long night of patrolling. Usually when I'm too tired to go all the way home to La Push after a shift Esme and Carlisle let me crash in Edward's old room. I was dead tired and out the minute my head hit the pillow. I guess I'm a pretty heavy sleeper cause I did not feel a thing when Emmett decided to pull his little prank on me. My hair is a little longer than my pack brothers, its not down to my shoulders but its not real short either. So I didn't feel a thing as Emmett shaved the sides of my head and leaving the hair on top of my head long. In essence giving me a mohawk hair do.

Now your wondering what the big deal is right. Its just hair, it will grow back right. Have you ever seen a shape shifted wolf with a Mohawk, I looked jacked in my wolf form. My brothers are still laughing at me. Imagine a giant horse sized wolf with the hair on the sides of his body real short and one long strip of long fur running along the top of his back going from head to tail. Like I said I looked jacked.

I woke up from my nap needing the bathroom. I walk into the bathroom to do my business and catch my reflection in the mirror, I swear I think my heart stopped. I rubbed my eyes in case I was seeing things, and then proceeded to let out the loudest yell , well more like a scream really. I could hear the vampires in the house scrambling to come upstairs to find out what happened. I knew immediately who the culprit was. This was exactly something that had Emmett's name written all over it. Also another clue would be his loud guffaws of laughter coming from the living room. I guess he figures that I had finally seen his handy work.

I rush out of the bathroom into the hallway to see Carlisle, Edward, Jasper, and Alice coming to see what all the commotion was. I believe the Cullen's have probably seen a lot in all their long lives but I guess seeing me with my new do was new for them, if their wide eyed looks were any indication. They must have realized who the culprit was also because they all started to try not to laugh out loud at my predicament.

I let out a fierce growl and stalked pass them to the stairs, " I'm going to kill Emmett, excuse me ." I felt and heard Edward and Jasper follow me down the stairs as Edward chuckles saying, "Don't worry Carlisle Jasper and I will make sure they don't hurt each other too much." He must have asked Edward mentally to stop me from ripping Emmett apart and burning him. I came to the bottom of the stairs as Esme was coming from the kitchen see what was going on. She took one look at me and put one small hand over her mouth as she asked, " Oh, Seth sweetie what happened to you?". This made Emmett laugh even harder, I swear if he was human he'd probably be pissing himself right now.

I let out another fierce growl and launched myself at Emmett, but was caught mid leap by Edward and Jasper. I struggled to free myself as I screamed, " ESME, can I have your permission to rip off a couple of Emmett's limbs, I promise I'll give them back to him….. Eventually."

She giggled a little "I don't know Seth , I think you're going to have to ask Rose that question. But if you do anything please take it outside, I don't want you guys breaking anything in here." I growled at this as Rosalie came down the stairs wondering what was going on. She took one look at me and asked, "Damn, Seth what the hell happened to you?"

I turned and looked fiercely at her and answered, " You're overgrown idiotic ass of a husband is what happened." I pointed at my hair ," He thought it would be hilarious to give the native american a Mohawk. Now excuse me, I'm going to go beat the crap out of your husband."

"Fine, as long as you don't rip anything off. It takes too long to knit back on. Oh and Emmett no biting." answers Rose. Her husband looks at her miffed, "Babe, who's side are you on?"

"Yours of course, but you deserve this Emmett, look at poor Seth. He's the only one of all the mongrels that I can tolerate being around, he doesn't stink as bad as the rest of them do." I didn't know whether to be insulted or happy. I went with a smirk and shot it in Emmett's direction. He took it as a challenge and got up to go outside saying, "Come on pup, bring it."

The both of us went outside with Edward and Jasper following along to referee. We proceeded to wrestle and beat on each other for about half and hour. I got some cracked ribs and a lot of bruises for my trouble and he got several cracks in his vampire skin that healed very quickly. We were out of breath and in pain in the end but we stuck to the rules and I didn't remove any limbs and he didn't bite me. Emmett thinks that, that's the end of it, but he is in for a big surprise because that beating was just the beginning. I'm going to figure out some way to get back at him and fix him real good. Its got to be something real ingenious and diabolical. He needs to be brought down a peg or two.

So were back to me lying in bed trying to come up with a good prank. I have decided that I'm going to need an accomplice in this scheme, but who? Who can relate to me and want to get Emmett back as much as I do? Then it hit me, I knew the perfect way to get back at Emmett. I was going after the most important thing in his life. A plan started to form in my head. There were several things that this prank hinged on but the biggest thing was my accomplice. This person had to be a good actor and really convincing for me to pull this off. I am so going to mess with Emmett's head. Now who would be perfect to help me do this?

Then it hit me……. ROSELIE.

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