AU: Muahahahaha! Here is the start to my 'Akatsuki Horrorama!' Most of these are going to be based on innocent children's songs, but some might need a different song, I don't know yet. So, beware and enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!!!
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The Akatsuki woke up in a dark room. They were all completely confused, one minute they were all laughing and having fun making fun of Tobi and Deidara's fight. Now they were here, sitting in the dark, not even able to feel their own chakra signatures. They all tried to use their chakra, Itachi was desperately trying to activate his Sharingan and Deidara was trying to make an exploding bomb, but it was pointless. A small laugh came out of the corner of the room, instantly putting the Akatsuki on high alert. The semes grabbed on to their ukes, holding them tightly to their chests in order to protect them.
The room became lighter and lighter until it turned completely white, showing everything in it. A little girl stood off to one side of the room looking at the Akatsuki with a smile on her face. Her hair was a bleach white and she had black eyes. She smiled evilly at the group and laughed again. Pein glared at her, sensing an evil aura around her. "Girl, where are we and why are we here?" The little girl looked at him and laughed again. "Why, you are all in my play room. I invited you guys here and you came! I'm so excited!" She said clapping her hands. "Now, I love songs! I'll sing some for you!" She said smiling. She opened her mouth when she was interrupted by Hidan.
"Oh (BEEP) no! You get us the Hell out of here! I'm not going to (BEEPING) PLAY with a (BEEPING) kid!" He stood up and walked towards the girl, fully prepared to strangle the answer out of her. She frowned at him and tapped her nose, freezing him in his place. His eyes grew wide at the power of the kid, instantly frowning. "Now, that's not a very nice thing to say! Besides...." she said with an evil grin, "I want to have some fun with my new friends....." Instantly, Hidan disappeared, leaving a stunned Akatsuki and a pissed banker. But as soon as everyone took a step towards her, she smiled again and they all disappeared. She laughed to herself, "This is going to be fun....."
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AU: Hope you enjoyed the evil little five year old! What plans await our favorite villains? Find out in the next chapter of "Akatsuki Horrorama!"