Hey all! This is my spin off of MarySue MockFest2003. I call it. SueStock 2004: return of the Windbreaker. I'm not very good at this whole thing so just give me a break. This is also a tribute to Platy, well kind of if you consider being turned in to a Sue by your one creation a tribute then, hey it's a good thing! Now time for the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I own every thing! Except, Platy, any thing made by Platy or by anther spin-off-er or characters not made up by me. So basically I own nothing.
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(No that is not a really long swear word it's just kick @$$!)
Celestina Windbreaker sat in her room. This Platy girl had messed up every thing. First she exposed her evil planes, then she made a mockery of her. not only that but she had a made a trend out of it. Well she'd show her now won't she. Oh yes she would. And she had the perfect idea to. She let out the evilest mad scientist laugh ever laughed in the history of mad scientist laughs, which for the record is very, very big.
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Platy sat in her room flipping through a the new Seventeen magazine (I don't own that either) look for the horoscopes.
"Hmmmm, a plot from the past will bring bad luck, don't start what you can't finish. Lucky number: 13. Luv match: Aries." She put the magazine down and looked around, suddenly she new she wasn't alone, and that who ever did the horoscopes probably didn't have a clue what she was talking about, her boy friend was a Sagittarius. Then she heard a evil laugh that sound like some one was hacking on a fishbone.
"So you though you were just going to make me the laughing stock of all the goddesses by writhing you silly little story. Well I'll let you know, that's not how it works. I make the stories, I make the plots, and I make the Sue's. Now you will pay." Platy turned around to find a women standing by her door that looked kind of familiar. '
"Do I know you?" She asked as she tilted her head to one side.
"Hmp, you don't ever recognize your one creation, do you? I am Celestina Windbreaker." Celestina said with a tone in her voice that wasn't pride but could have been mistake for it.
Platy blinked "Right, and I'm Beyoncé. But you don't see me busting in to peoples dorm rooms. Now do you." Celestina sighed then with a snap she was gone, a moment latter so was Platy.
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When platy woke up she was laying on the floor of Celestina room. She got up and looked around, it looked just like she had wrote it to.
"Ah your up, good now I can send to your punishment." Platy turned around. Celestina was setting in her throne smiling, which was kind off but then so was every thing else so far. \
"How are you real? I mean if I made you up then how is any of this real any way." Play asked trying to get some answers or piss her off. Celestina laugh her fish bone laugh again.
"You posted in FanFiction.com, that entire site is a link to the paranormal. Where nothing is real, and anything is possible.'
"Isn't that from the Labyrinth?" Platy asked
Celestina shrugged, "Sort of, I think it says some thing a little different, but I haven't done a Sue there for a while," Celestina squealed "Oh, I just had a brilliant idea, let us begin!" She cried in pure bliss. Then with a snap Platy was gone.
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Play opened one eye to see a tree. She opened the other eye and the tree moved to the left. She closed the other eye and it moved to the right. She smiled she loved doing that. She opened both her eyes and the tree stayed still.
"Beyonhilaritneyessica! Where are you! Your going to miss the council!" A voice called form some where. Platy sat up with a shot. Her eyes started watering and her breath quickened.
"She wouldn't dare." She said under her breath.
"Ah, Beyonhilaritneyessica there you are dear daughter, we have been looking for you, come you will miss the council." She turned around and saw Elrond. Platy let out the most ear splitting bloody murder scream ever in the history of ear splitting AND bloody murder scream history ever.
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So how do you like the first chapter? If yo0ur wondering why its' in misc. it's because Platy gets sent to different stories and stuff instead of just one. Its going to be so fun! So review please and be nice and may be I might do a few cameos (sorry it that's spelled wrong!) Sorry if you think this is short!