A random New York Middle School, Peter Parker is in 7th grade.

"You can't do that!"

"Yes I can!"

"No, you can't! You cannot evolve a Charmander into a Charzard!" Peter argued. Had he never played Pokémon before? One cannot simply evolve a Charmander into a Charzard! You have to evolve into a Charmeleon first!

"Let's check the rule book! I've got mine with me." challenged Flash. He opened to the page about evolution and read out "'Players cannot skip a stage of evolution'...Hey! That's not fair! Now I can't win!"

Peter laughed. "That's why I put down the cards that did! Now I have you beat!" Flash looked up menacingly.

"No, I have you beat!" Flash threw a vicious punch at Peter hat hit him square in the jaw, Peter, being the 4' 9'' middle-schooler that he was, flew backwards and slid on the floor. "Dude!" he cried "It's just Pokémon!"

A random New York High school; in an auditorium

This was the stupidest test Peter had ever taken. Why were high schoolers required to take standardized tests? They weren't challenging, they weren't even interesting. Why, Peter might go so far as to say they were a waste of time!

As the assistant principal walked by, Peter moaned "This is so stupid. Why do we have to be here? This is so unnecessary..." The Assistant Principal gave him a sharp look and said crisply "Mr. Parker, if I hear one more word out of you, you will be sent home for three days!" With a glare, the Assistant Principal walked stiffly away.

'Sign me up!' thought Peter, though he didn't say so out loud. Then Peter got an idea. A terrible, awful idea. He rose suddenly from his seat and ran up onto the stage. He grabbed a microphone and shouted "Hey Mr. Loftant! You want to send me home? BE MY FUCKING GUEST!"

Peter only got sent home for the rest of the day.

To this day, they hold standardized tests in the classrooms instead of the auditorium.

After the incident in the auditorium, Peter was sent to the head honcho; the principal. She looked down at him disapprovingly. "Mr. Parker, what inspired you to run onto the stage and shout vulgarities?" Peter started a jumbled rant about the 'freedom of speech' and 'free country', when Mrs. Salinas cut him off. "Mr. Parker, you seem to have a problem with authority." She said this like she was delivering hospital patient fatal news.

Peter looked up incredulously. "Yeah," he challenged "so get out of my face!" Mrs. Salinas glared down at him. "Young man!"She said tightly "go the other office immediately!" Peter smiled sarcastically.

"Um, I have a problem with authority, and you're authority, so I'm gonna go with no."

In the locker room

"Hey, did you see the latest debate that out team won? God, Gwen was amazing..." Flash looked up at Peter from the other side of the locker room. "Gwen? Ha! That girl's so easy. She's such a slut..."

Peter glared back indignantly. "Don't say that! Gwen is awesome." Flash laughed derisively. "Looks like someone's got a little crush on Gwen! A cute, little schoolboy crush..."

Peter turned away, trying to gather himself. Flash came up behind him and grabbed Peter in a headlock. "What'cha gonna do now, Parker." he said through gritted teeth. Peter instinctively grabbed Flash's arm and flipped him over his shoulder, onto a bench in front of him. While Flash moaned in pain, Peter stared at his hands in amazement. 'I finally won a fight!' he thought excitedly 'I finally won a fight!'

Hope you enjoyed! All of these events actually happened to my Volleyball coach. He lives an interesting life... Please Review and tell me what you think!