I am currently sleep deprived/high off of sugar right now so I am not accountable for anything I say. Maybe I should go write a crack FF…

Emmett: Sounds fun! Can I be in it?

Me: Isn't this a MR FF?

Emmett: ^Morphs into Fang^ What do you mean? I am from MR!

Me: Wow I am sleep deprived. I also don't own anything about MR or Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson… I don't own any famous crap so please don't sue me! Well, I do own some of these ideas. So does FlyingNargles and earlybirdiex . Also please do not get mad at me for these ideas! If you don't like them and love either KStew or RPats then I suggest that you don't read any of these and do not send me flames! I warned you… and if you do send me flames I will get especially angry!!!!

Reasons One Through Ten:

Kristen Stewart looks nothing like Max

Robert Pattinson Looks nothing like Fang

KStew is monotone and could never pull of playing Max. Especially when Max is pissed.

RPats would never dye his hair black to look like Fang because his precious hair is "75% of his acting"

Kristen Stewart is too old to play Max (KStew is 19)

RPats is too old to play Fang (he's 23)

Nobody wants to compare Fang to Edward Cullen (or Cedric Diggory).

If Robert Pattinson refused to get a six pack for Twilight why would he do so for the MR series?

By the time they finish filming the series (assuming there is no book after Fang even though there will be) Robert Pattinson will most likely be around 31 and he will be playing a 15 year old and Kristen will be around 27 and be playing a 15 year old.

Fang would no longer have emo hair ^sad face^

Sorry that some of that didn't make sense and I repeated a few thing.

Iggy: But those things were very important!

Me: ^nods^

Fang and Iggy: I command you to give Lissa ideas!

Me: Oh my fnicking god! We're on first name basis now! ^faints^

Fang: Okay…

Iggy: Anywho, please give the author ideas for the list either by pm or in a review.

Fang: Yes! She will give you credit for them.

Iggy: The stupider the better.

Fang: Sane ones are also appreciated!

Iggy: And please sign St. Fang of Bordom's petition on not have KStew/RPats play Max/Fang.

Fang: I would greatly appreciate not being played by him.

Iggy: And that's reason 11. Because Fang doesn't want to be played by RPats.

Fang: Or kiss KStew.

Iggy: 12. Or Kiss KStew.

Fang: They get it Iggy!

Iggy: Review! Sign the petition (it's on the author's profile!)! and give ideas!

Fang: We'll give you cookies!

Iggy: I'll make them myself… Chocolate chip!

REVIEW OR NO COOKIES!