A/N: Hi this is my first maximum ride story thing so I am pretty much winging it.

Disclaimer: I own nothing

Max's POV

Damn those pesky girls. They've put makeup all over my face while I was asleep. I start rinsing off the makeup when I get a plan. An evil plan like Angel's plan to take over the world.

Step one: get them to play a game of truth, dare, double dare, kiss, love or torture with me

"Hey Nudge, Angel want to play a game of T..K.L.T with me" It's an abbreviation and they know what it means because they taught me the stupid game.

"Yeah!" they both said in unison

"I'll go get the others" speed said Nudge running up the stairs.

"We can play in the lounge room" I said trying so hard not to think of my plans so Angel wouldn't know.

About five minutes later Gazzy, Iggy, Ella and Nudge came down.

"Where's Fang?" Angel asked

Nudge spun around and headed back up the stairs then dragged Fang down. For some reason even though Fang is stronger Nudge got him into the Lounge room no problem.

Iggy's POV

I wonder why we're doing this. The lights aren't out and they've got plenty to do. Oh well maybe if I choose kiss they will dare me to kiss Ella.

I found a seat which was really hard because everyone was quiet. Then we started.

"Okay I'll go first" said Nudge cheerfully. "Iggy" She said cheerfully "Truth, dare, double dare, kiss, love, or torture"

"Umm" I had to think Nudge can be unpredictable at times but she's happy which means she's got something in mind for everything. "Kiss."

Fang's POV

"Kiss" said Iggy probably thinking he would get to kiss Ella or something.

Then Nudge leant over and whispered something in his ear and the colour in his face drained.

"No anything but that" he pleaded.

"On the cheek just a peck" she said Her smile widening

Then he moaned and looked at me. Then I realised. He Was Going To Kiss Me! I put my hands down to get up and sprint but Max grabbed my hand and pulled me back and held me down. Oh God! (Insert 3 swear word of your choice with an exclamation mark at the end of each)

Then He pecked me right on the cheek. Disgusting.

"Gross. Yuk. Disgusting! GET OFF ME!" I screamed trying to run.

Max let me go and I jumped up rubbing my cheek. Iggy had his hands over his face and was blushing fiercely.

"Its okay Fang you can sit down" I looked at Iggy as I sat down and then everyone erupted in laughter except me and Iggy.

"My turn" said Max cheerfully.

A/N: It's an old joke.

Let me explain. Everyone thought Fang and Iggy were gay and were dating. Until Max and Fang of course.

I probably won't get many reviews but who cares.

If you do give a review a suggestion for Max's revenge would be nice.