A/N: Heeey guys, lol well my anonymous friend has decided to write up another fic for you guys, my friend also wanted for you guys to know that she's experimenting with Sara as a more fun, more sexual character in this fic.

--Lindsey's POV---

"Noooo!" I let out an exasperated, yet low plea for the day to not began. It's 10AM and as usual I just went to sleep at about 4AM. I reach over to my right expecting to find my girlfriend who actually can't start the day without some affection. But she's not there. I start to worry, she always gets up later than me. That girl sleeps a lot, I guess it's cause she spends so much time on the road on tour and well that's not conducive to good sleep.

Still lying in bed I glance over to my left to check the alarm clock "10:24". I don't hear any movement in the apartment and I'm a bit worried. She could've went out to get breakfast or for a walk. Well if she were anyone else, but usually when my girlfriend, whose name is Tegan by the way, is up before noon on her off day it's because she can't sleep. The only thing that keeps Tegan from sleeping is anxiety. So now I have to find her, and try to get her to talk to me about what she's anxious about. This usually leads to a very long confusing conversation with lots of crying and pleading. By the end of these conversations I have a migraine and feel completely useless and can never actually help the situation.

I step out of the shower and prepare myself for a potentially stressful day. *buzz* My phone begs for my attention against the jagged wood of the nightstand. I see Tegan's smiling face pop up on the display screen which feels like a cruel joke as I'm not so sure any of what I'm about to see or hear is very happy at all. I pick up the phone and see a text: sorry I know you're worried, don't be but...we do need to talk. A sudden rush of sadness sweeps over me more like suffocates me completely. I start to panic and retrace all my steps as if I lost my keys, only worse...where did I go wrong and lose my girlfriend?

Everything has been going great! I thought so, I'm pretty damn happy. Maybe that's it! Maybe I've been so clouded by my own happiness that I couldn't see that she was well...not so much...with the happy. I don't know what to do. I hate that she isn't here. If we need to talk fine we need to talk but can it happen sometime soon please before I completely lose my fucking mind, please and thank you!

How did we get here...how did I get here!? I'm not even gay! Ok, I'm a little gay. Well I wasn't but then I met Tegan and her sister and then everything changed. Well I suppose I should start from the beginning. The very very crazy and confusing beginning.

--2 years ago--

"Canada..."

"Yes, Canada, Vancouver to be exact" my boss instructs my over the phone. I love Canada but it's too cold this time of year. Yes I know I'm being a big baby and I should just suck it up. But I know he's about to ask for an outdoor shoot. I just know it.

"The scenery is so nice this time of year Lindsey! You'll love it! We'd love some outdoor shots" see, see what'd I tell ya

"Dan, really it's going to be too cold, no one is going to be comfortable"

"Not true you're shooting a band that lives there. They're used to it...in fact you might be the only person out of your element"

"Great"

"It is in fact. You're an artist babe, you need to be taken out of your element every once in a while"

"This is true. Ok fine! I can't say no anyway"

"Also true. Now these girls are blowing up big time! I've arranged for you to be accomodated for about 2 weeks. I know what you're thinking already LB and you're right! You're being used by the magazine. We need in with this band. When everyone's falling all over themselves trying to get interviews and shoots they won't be able to say 'no' to their pal Lindsey...if you play your cards right"

"You mean if I play your cards right"

"Honey, my cards are your cards. Ok love go make nice. Call me with an update soon!"

"Okay bye, you're the devil"

"Ahh you love it, bye doll"

I land in Vancouver to bad cell service and a text from Dan: heads up, they're lesbians...but maybe that's not a bad thing. hear one has a thing for you. Yeah he's right about that. Tegan and Sara Quin. Wow never thought I'd see them again. I met them once at a party in LA. Tegan was really drunk and really forward, almost wouldn't take "no" for an answer but she had her own girlfriend to deal with. I decided to not share this little story with Dan when he gave me this assignment cause I knew he would never shut up about it. I didn't tell him though so I am curious as to how he found out "one of them has a thing for me". He probably doesn't know what happened but everyone knows they're gay so he's probably just filling my head with ideas in his own interest. He's the devil after all.

I'm nervous about spending so much time with them. I've heard some stories about "the Quin sisters". I heard that they share more than DNA from time to time. I've also heard that Sara had an affair with their old drummer Rob. I've also heard that Tegan slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain. Like I said: I've heard some stories.

--Present Day--

After that first week in town two things became very clear to me: (1. Tegan and Sara Quin were definitely sleeping together. (2. It was most likely Sara was the one who had "slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain" (and I'm hoping in the spirit of rumors, that this is GREATLY exaggerated)