Just Another Keeper (parody of Just Another Girl)
Step out into Disney after Dark
I can feel the cracks in my DHI
They're starting to bust
Run by the Castle
Nobody's home
I'm trying to tell myself that I'm better off alone
All of my friends say I should move on
He's just another Keeper
Don't let him stick it to your heart so hard
And all of the Keepers say it wasn't meant to be
And it's a great big park
He's just another Keeper (another Keeper)
I went to see Wanye, that was a trip
Maybe this OT's got me losing my cool
I can't believe you're out there fighting with somebody else
Now Jess has a boyfriend in the blink of an eye
I got an invitation to their party but I didn't reply
Tell your friend that they put down the gloves
And give them all of my love
All of my friends say I should move on
He's just another Keeper
Don't let him stick it to your heart so hard
And all of the Keepers say it wasn't meant to be
And it's a great big park
He's just another Keeper
I could be fighting OT's left and right
Something's got a hold on me, tonight
Well, maybe all of the others should confront
The fact that I don't want another Keeper
All of the Keepers say I should move on
All of the Keepers say
All of the Keepers say
All of the Keepers say
He's just another Keeper
Then why can't I fight the OT's
And why don't the moon look right
The light's off but the systems are on
And it's a great big park
(just a) He's just another Keeper,
Don't let him stick it to your heart, girl
(just a) He's just another Keeper
All of the Keepers say
(just a) He's just another Keeper
Another Keeper
