Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling (sheesh I can't spell lol) I don't own any of the characters just the plot. (evil laugh sorta)

(a/n: My first fic ever so please don't be to mean to me. Please review and if y'all like it, I'll continue it...)

Hermonie had just gotten home from a muggle mall, and knowing no one was home, she rushed up stairs and signed onto her computer. She searched through her buddy list. She finally found the particular screen name she was looking for: Sexy Serpent. She had been talking to him all summer, they even sent each other's pictures; well just the neck down anyways. She had wanted him from the beginning with his sexy washboard abs, muscular arms and not to mention the fact that he was a wizard. In the picture he was holding a shirt that said, "Fuck off!" because his shirt was off to show his abs, he had on a pair of green and silver silk boxers, which could be seen, above his low, black JNCO jeans.

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He sat there; slightly annoyed by his computer making the sound it did when someone signed on. Occasionally it was a good thing, but this time, it had awoken him from a particularly good daydream. Her in her short, blue booty shorts and her white, almost see-through, tank top that barely covered her large, full breasts. He looked up at his computer screen and realized who had jolted him from his erotic dream. It was *her*, Luscious Lion as she called herself. He at once double-clicked her name and talked to her.

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SexY seRpAnT: Hey LuScioUS LioN: Hey

He knew he had to tell her something to describe how he felt.

SexY seRpAnT: Do your feet hurt? LuScioUS LioN: No, why? SexY seRpAnT: You've been running through my mind all day.

He knew it was simple and cheesy but it was perfect in describing his emotions.

SexY seRpAnT: You're all I've though about all day. I just want to touch your body and kiss you like hell.

By then Hermonie was flushed redder then Ron Weasley's hair.

LuScioUS LioN: Yeah well the feelings mutual. I want to meet you very badly.

Hermonie had absentmindedly typed.

SexY seRpAnT: I want to meet you too! LuScioUS LioN: Here's my address:

Hermonie then gave him his address and told him to be over in an hour. He agreed and they both went to get ready.

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Hermonie got dressed in the same clothes she had been wearing in the picture. Within the hour, the doorbell rang. "Damn, he's early..." She mumbled while running down the stairs. She stopped and fixed her hair before opening the door. "Holy shit!" She yelled when she saw who was behind the door. "It's you!" She said in disgust looking him up and down.