R.I.C.E
These Random Days
-News-
-Darkforce's House-
Darkforce: *Runs by screaming*
Mr. Cheese: *Chasing him* Get back here!
Darkforce: No!
Mr. Cheese: Yes!
Darkforce: *Shakes head* *Crashes into a wall suddenly*
Mr. Cheese: VICTOLY! *Crashes into Darkforce*
-RICE Island-
Mr. Cheese: *Wakes up* .. Ugh.. where am I?
???: You're on RICE Island.
Mr. Cheese: Ah yes. I remember.. this is the place I got my Spirit- .... your voice sounds familiar.
???: *Puts her fishy hands around Mr. Cheese* Do I?
Mr. Cheese: ... AHhhah *starts running in circles* RUTO!11
Ruto: He he you are so funny.
Mr. Cheese: =I know! I'll drown her in the water!= *Jumps to the bottom of the sea*
Ruto: Oh.. *hearts pop around her head* This is the.. *blushes* Zora breeding ground...
Mr. Cheese: ... =Hopefully she'll drown soon=
Ruto: Oh this is gonna be great and we can go make sweet love and make little Zora babies!
Mr. Cheese: =Someone kill me now=
FC: Why don't you just teleport?
Mr. Cheese: Oh yes. *Teleports to a random location*
Ruto: .. Wh.. Mister ... Cheese... *Tear in eyes*
-Egg Carrier-
*Everyone is in a line waiting for Eggman*
Dr. Eggman: Hello, Chefs elite. As you know, you will be working for me as the main chefs on the Egg Carrier.
Everyone: Yessir.
Dr. Eggman: SO WHY ARE YOU STANDING AROUND?! GET TO WORK!
-Kitchen-
Ungodly Announcer: And so it was told that the "Chefs elite" were to work. Darkforce, Mr. Cheese, Trigger, Maruma, CP, Darkforce223. HOW WILL THEY EVER SURVIVE!?!1/
Trigger: ... You guys must know... we are running a deadline here. We have until 6:00PM when FC arrives.
Everyone: OK!
Trigger: I have assigned you all separate tasks... Mr. Cheese.. you will cook the soup.
Darkforce will go to the orchard on the ship and collect the limes.
Maruma will make the main dinner
CP shall make the drinks
Darkforce223 will make the salad
and I will make the desert.
Everyone: OK!
Ungodly Announcer: We shall now split the stories I guess between people.
-Mr. Cheese, 223, Maruma-
Mr. Cheese: .... Why do we have a soup and salad?
Maruma and Darkforce223: I dunno.
Mr. Cheese: Ah well... I like soup.
Maruma: Well I like something in this room.
Mr. Cheese: ... WOAH!
Maruma: ... What?
Mr. Cheese: I knew you loved Satsuro.. but I never knew you loved Trigger.
Maruma: ... *falls over* x.-;;;
Darkforce223: I have completed the salad.
Mr. Cheese: Yeah! Well you got the easy stuff!
Maruma: Yeah you show him!
Mr. Cheese: .. Show him what? The soup? *Adds in ingridiants to the soup*
Maruma: ...
Trigger: .. It's 6:00 People. Darkforce223 shall take the salad out to the people with CP who will take out the drinks.
-Main Hall-
Darkforce223: *Walks in with salads*
Gannondorf: Ah, here we are.
FC: ... 223?
Darkforce223: ... Yes *Puts Salads infront of everyone*
Ariana: Thanks!
Shadow: Yeah whatever.
Amy: You disappear now. Oh and tell Darkforce that I love him ~.^
Darkforce223: Uh yeah.
CP: And here are the drinks! *Places Drinks all over*
FC: o.o CP?!
CP: Uh. You don't see me *runs into the kitchen*
-Orchard-
Darkforce: This will be tougher than I thought. *Stares at 9 Billion acres of limes* I have to go through this whole thing looking for limes.
Voice: *singing* And so the Darkforce went, to find the sacred limes. He knew it would take hours, yet trees were all aroooooooooooooound.
Darkforce: Ahhaha! The lime tree! *Is surrounded by 222 lime trees* I shall now take the limes off the tree. But how shall I do it.
Voice: *singing* And so the Darkforce went, to find the sacred limes. He had to find a way, to get all the limes. So he searched.. aaannnddd... seeeeeeeearched!
Mr. Cheese: *Drops down from the sky* I shall save the day once again! *Lands on ground*
Darkforce: o_o
Mr. Cheese: ~PK Darkforcedoken!~ *Picks up Darkforce*
Darkforce: Why me?
Mr. Cheese: *Throws him into the lime tree* *Disappears*
Darkforce: Whhhhhhhhy *Crashes into the lime tree with a huge explosion sending limes everywhere on the ground*
Voice: *singing* And so the Darkforce went, to find the sacred limes. He got the limes off the tree- his story is now done. He's off to give the limes to his boss. For if he doesn't than he'd have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb! The first mate and his Skipper too, will do there very best, to make the others comfertable, in this tropic island mess. No phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be. So join us each week my friends, you're sure to get a smile, from seven stranded castaways, here on "Gilligan's Isle!"
-Kitchen-
Darkforce: I have brought the limes.
Trigger: Then go give them to the people. Maruma and you shall go give the main dish and limes at the same time.
Zel: Woah what am I doing here?
Luna: It's sorta like.. why am I here?
Amy Chao: *Runs by chasing Darkforce Chao*
Darkforce Chao: Eep!
-Main Deck-
Darkforce: *Puts limes on the table*
Maruma: *Puts the main course*
FC: ... Wtf, sis! Darkforce?!
Darkforce: Hi.
Maruma: It's no time to chit-chat. *Grabs Darkforce's ear and drags him in*
Amy: *Jumps at Darkforce* DARKY! *Grabs him before Maruma can get him into the kitchen*
Maruma: Ahh! *Flies backward into the kitchen, where Mr. Cheese somehow caught her from falling* .. Oh.. Cheese....
Mr. Cheese: o_o Wtf *Drops her to the ground and walks off*
Amy: Oh how I love you! *Kisses Darkforce*
Darkforce: RAPE AND UNCLEAN!!!11 *Explodes and Respawns in the oven* .. BURN!11
Amy: Oh no! Darky!
Shadow: I hate you all.
-Kitchen-
Trigger: So close.. *Jumps out into the main deck with Ice Cream* I WILL NOT FAIL YOU! *Throws Ice Cream all over the table*
Words on screen: MISSION COMPLETE!
Bob the Builder: Yes! We did it
Voice Over: And now for something compeltly different.
*Picture of a Scottsman on a horse*
*Cut to the moral of the story*
Mr. Cheese: Hi kids. Ignore the random Monty Python randomness right now. I have a very important lesson to tell you. But first. An animation!
*Animation of Big the Cat stealing an ambulance. Big then starts' driving at full speed off a ramp and launches him into the air. Then falls and lands on Sonic. Kids then cry. Cut to Mr. Cheese*
Mr. Cheese: Kids, the moral is.. don't funking drive ambulances off ramps. Thank you and good night!
Knight: *hits him with a parrot* This parrot is dead!
*Cut to It's Man*
It's Man: It's...
Voice Over: THE CREDITS.
Credits: Because the author of the story is lazy.. Everyone was played by themselves duh. Thank you for your cooperation.
*Explosion*
Voice Over (Mr. Cheese): What's with all the fricken Monty Python stuff?!