Saiyuki Game Show Set Up
by: Xiang

Disclaimer: I do not own Gensomaden Saiyuki, or any of its characters. I am simply borrowing them for the time being and promise to return them intact... well almost.
I do however own... well me! And I can't really borrow nor return my self... so yay!

Now read on and enjoy!

Merciful goddess: Hmm... I'm bored what should I do... ::taps fingers on desk::
...::Sinister grin:: I know!
...some were else

Xiang (AKA ME!): ::sits at computer bored:: Hmm.... what to write....

Suddenly the Merciful goddess pops out of the TV sitting next to her

Merciful Goddess: YOU! In here now! ::Drags Xiang in to the world of Saiyuki... but something is different...

The two are now on the set of a game show

Xiang: ::blink blink::
Merciful Goddess: I as getting bored. You are now the single girl on my game show... NOW GET GOING! ::shoves her on set. And is handed a bunch of questions on cards.

Announcer: ::to camera and audience:: HELO! And welcome to 'I need a date!'
Xiang: ::mad glare::
Announcer: Today we will be setting one of this 5 luck contestant ::Saiyuki boys and Haku Ryu pop up in contestants chairs:: up with this lonely needs a date... or a guy to hit on her in general...
Xiang: ::Glare of death::
Announcer: ::Ignoring the glares:: ...Author and Artist! Now lets get started! ::nudges Xiang then says quietly:: ask the questions!

Xiang: ::shrugs and descides to go along:: ok... contestants, first question, what do you want right now!
Contestant 1 (AKA Gojyou): A hot girl, and a smoke... ::is already holding a beer bottle::
Contestant 2 (AKA Goku): A meat bun!
Contestant 3 (AKA Sanzo): ::holding his banishing gun:: To kill these two idiots!
Contestant 4 (AKA Hakkai): ::With his usual smile:: To keep him from killing them!
Contestant 5 (AKA Haku Ryu): Nyeah!
Xiang: I like that answer!
Contestants 1, 2 &4: ::blank and confused look::
Merciful Goddess: :: slightly amused::

Xiang: Ok next question... what would we do on a date?
C. 1: :get drunk and Fuc most likely. Xiang: O.O... no...
C. 2: do huh on a what?
C. 3: Kill those two idiots!
C. 4: Um... sit on the beach and watch the sun set with a bottle of wine.
C. 1&2:...?
C.5: Neya nyeah!
Xiang: Ooo! Sexy! Next question what is your favorite animal and why.
C. 1: Rabbits cuz they fuc a lot
Xiang: why do I get the urge to kill you...?
C. 2: They call me a monkey a lot...
Xiang: and you...
C. 3: Any animal that could kill these two idiots...
C. 4: I like pupies cuz their cute and loveable ::weird look are shot at Hakkai:: ...what?
C. 5: Gya neya.
Xiang: ...::sniff::.. Me too...
Merciful Goddess: :: a bit more amused::

Xiang: ok... how many children to you want if any?
C. 1: have you ever tried to Fuc with a child present? Its not easy... so none!
C. 2: were do babies come from?
Xiang: ...you'll learn when your older...
C. 3: as many as it takes for them to learn and kill these two idiots!
C. 4:I love kids! ::happy squeel::
C.5: ...ga...
Xiang: me too!
Merciful Goddess: ::laughs:

Xiang: ok... now... what do you find to be sexy?
C. 1: Naked chiks boose and smokes.
C. 2: who do I have to find?
Xiang: nevermind...
C. 3: these two being dead...
C. 4: I always liked bondage. ::every one shoots him an odd look:: ...What?
Xiang: ...he wants to stop killing, likes the beach at sunset kids and pupies... but finds bondage sexy... that's interesting...
C. 5: :gya neah nye nya eyia!
Xiang: ::growls and paws at the air::
Merciful Goddess: ::Laughs harder::

Xiang: now... what would you like to see right now?
C. 1: Some thing naked.
C. 2: food!
C. 3: the blood pouring from these two idiots dying bodies.
C. 4: ::coughs and mumbles something about Sanzo and chains, that no one but Xiang can make out::
Xiang: ::evil grin:: I liked that answer!
C. 5: Nyeah!
Xiang: ::throws the cards and jumps over the barrier separating her form the contestants:: Crew this game! #5 take me now! ::pounces on him::
Merciful Goddess: ::Rolls with laughter:

::Xiang and Haku Ryu run off togeather::

Gojyou: ...so the jeep gets the chiks over us?
Hakkai: looks that way...
Goku: Don't we get a diner or something as a prize?
Sanzo: ::pointing his gun at Goku and Gojyou:: I'm going to kill you two!

Xiang: ::Runs back and grabs Hakkai and Sanzo:: I liked your answers so much I just have to see it too!
Hakkai: ::blush::
Sanzo: ::death glare::
Merciful Goddess: ::fell off the bleachers and is laughing on the floor::

::Xiang runs off w/ her new 'buddies'

Gojyou: ...so... ya wanna go find some chiks and food?
Goku: Sure I'm starved!

:: the two leave::

The End!