Artemis's Piercing

by A Penguin Named Jim

It's so annoying when your strict fairy wife refuses to let you get a piercing, but this time has Holly imposed too many rules upon Artemis, he can only be pushed so far and he's on the brink of rebelling, does this spell disaster?

Artemis's Piercing

"Holly can I get my belly button pierced?" Asked Artemis.

"No!" Said Holly.

"Oh please dear? Said Artemis.

"I said no Artemis." Said Holly angrily.

"Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh pleeeeease?!"

"NO!" Said Holly.

That night Artemis sneaked off to the 'Stinky Stinky Piercing Studio'

"Hello Artemis!" Said Butler "Me and Twinkletoes are getting our ears pierced!"