-1The suaske fan club
We join up with ino who is heading to a club she goes to on Wednesdays its called the sauske fan club she gets there tenten teaches ok class today were here to talk about what suaske would look like without clothes sakura raises her hand I know who we could ask to find out can anyone do a transformation jutsu I can said temari ok transform into sauske and take of to your clothes ok transform ( this scene has been block for very very weird yet totally awesome effects) aw it didn't work then sauske walked by the window and looked in his eyes were so happy and he came in they all said get him and take off his clothes sauske just stood there they grabbed him but it was a substitution it was really naruto the girls were so hyped up they didn't realize it was naruto they took his clothes off and it wasn't until that they realized it was naruto the pushed him out a window and hinata was there she smiled and said finally my prayer has been answered naruto was unconscious hinata dragged him back to her house well that was a nightmare said sakura I know my brain is dieing I wonder what hinata wanted him for oh well im sure it had nothing to do with beep (sex) look sauske its probably naruto again nope its sauske alright yes I have finally learned to do a transformation justu good job lee get him! Sensei help! Lee was knocked out take off the cloths girls then lee woke up im naked! But with the power of youth aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Its lee! Kill it kill it! They killed lee look sauske get him not again my brain is already dead this is really sauske sneak up on him they did and they caught him and took off his clothes and some of them sort of um (sexed) him while he was unconscious he woke up smiled and it was all an illusion the girls thought they had sauske caught but no it was the other way around sauske had caught them oh and they were not wearing anything then naruto came by sakura you're your not wearing clothes aaaaaahhhhhhhh!! None of you are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Then all the boys came even konahamaru he said I'm way to young to see this but I don't care Hahanah! attack!! Girls they all tackled sauske and he felt weird but he dident care they took his clothes off it was a medley of ex all the girls made there dream come true and babies come true even hinata