Mulch Has Fizzy Rice
Mulch was running around like a headless chicken because his girlfriend, Ariel the little mermaid, was coming for a romantic dinner and he had nothing to eat left in the house.
He found some rice and a can of lemonade.
"I know," he said, "I'll make fizzy rice!"
He made the fizzy rice.
A few minutes later Ariel came and they started to eat.
"There's something I have to tell you," said Ariel. "I'm afraid I'm having an affair with my pet fish Flounder."
"And I'm afraid I'm married to my old friend Root." Said Mulch
"Ack!" Said Ariel.
"Ack!" Said Mulch.