Hi! Well... As you know, I always like to work on two stories at once, which is something I'm doing now. I decided that the Regis don't really get a lot of love from fanfiction, and not even from me, so I've decided to dedicate this to them. Yays! Well... I'll be posting the next chapter of TA tomorrow, for those who want to know, so sorry for the wait. The chapters in this will be short, mainly for a reason I can't remember... So, ya! I hope you like it! Well, the first chapter anyway...

Registeel, legendary of, well, steel and other precious metals looked around the island, thirteen maroon eyes flashing in obvious annoyance. Silvery armor, glinting in the amber sunlight, was covered in an arrangement of nicks and scratches and chips from her battles, (Most in which had occurred with her ass of a 'leader', Regigigas) yet the robotic legendary seemed at the top of her game, as her obviously pissed off and plotting 'expression' (If you could call it that, seeing as she didn't really have a, well, face) showed. Her glare, which had slowly been increasing and increasing in intensity as she scanned the island turned to look at the other two counterparts that stood behind her, both in which straightened under her glower.

"I am so bloody sick of him." She spat out, causing Regirock to jump slightly. The orange and mostly tan legendary of, well, rocks (since there didn't seem to be enough of those) and other minerals turned his tangerine gaze to look at her in boredom after his obvious fear had settled. As he absorbed what she had said (In such a wrathful voice, mind) he slowly 'nodded', which meant that his upper body tilted upwards, seeing that his 'head' was attached to the rest of his body. He didn't even have a neck, though none of them did, due to the lack of thought from Arceus truly. Despite the fact that he agreed with her, he said nothing.

"You've been saying that all morning."

However, that didn't stop the last member of the trio.

Regice, whom had just spoken, turned his amber eyes to look up at Registeel, completely unaware of the club-smack (Since Regirock had no hands and only clubs as arms) to his own head that his rock counterpart did behind his icy back. Though, the legendary of, well, ice, was usually unaware of a lot of things, which included the stupidity of his statement. All he really thought of, at the moment as his steely counterpart stared him down, was how hot the sun was, and how he would probably have to retreat into the shade very soon...

... If he lived that long.

"Yes, I have." Registeel hissed, hands clenching into fists as her ruby eyes flashed all the more. However, as she recalled why, the flashing stopped and she turned around with a huff. She wasn't one to lose a fight so easily, but against Regigigas she didn't stand a chance. "Him and his stupid 'brick break'..." She muttered, along with a strong line of curses that would make even the more vulgar of Dialga's tantrums look like child's play. "I almost beat him that time... almost." The others only sighed, it was a false statement, and she even knew it. Compared to the Goliath that was the leader of the Regis, Registeel look like a David with no weaponry and a disease.

"... There must be another way to kill him." She said, pondering aloud. "... I can't think..." The steel legendary looked up at the sky, not even squinting against the intense sunlight. She knew that to the west was Arceus' Hall of Origin... Yet. "Arceus! Of course. All it would take is Arceus..." She received only puzzled stares from her other two counterparts.

"Think. Who created Regigigas?"

"Arceus, obviously..." Regirock replied, not sure if this was a trick question that would end in pain and death and blood and fire. It usually did, whenever he answered one of her famous questions wrong... Like the one with the sporks. He still shuddered at the thought. The orange and tan legendary was relieved to see his counterpart 'nod'.

"Exactly. So using this logic, Arceus is the only one that can kill him. Make sense."

"Yeah. Sure." Regice replied, breaking out of his thoughts about melting and shade and puddles and Frosty the snowman. "But Arceus isn't just going to kill a legendary off because you want her to. Especially since Regigigas is the only one that keeps you from taking over the world..." There came a short silence.

"... Well, obviously, Frosty. That's where my plan comes in..." The two males gave another sigh at the same time, for they both knew how insane and dangerous Registeel's plans could be. They still hadn't forgotten the one with the dishwashers of doom. And the Bidoof army. So. Many. Bidoof.

The steel female obviously spotted their 'expressions' (Questionable) for she spoke again. "No. It's nothing big. We only have to distract the great horse/fox/wolf thing long enough to do it. And (as I have learned from countless T.V shows) there is only one way to do so." She randomly pulled out a small bottle of something. Regirock and Regice stared at the container blankly, tracing the movement of the pale blue liquid before the orange and tan one spoke.

"Er... how is this plan going to work if Arceus dies?"

Registeel only huffed.

"It's not poison, my dear rock headed, pebble brain." She said smoothly, red eyes amused. Amused was a good sign. Angry was not. Regirock was too glad that he wasn't dead or mortally injured to be insulted by the, well, insult. Instead he waited for some type of explanation.

"It's like drinking seven thousand gallons of alcohol in one drop." She continued, "I know that Arceus will probably need the entire container just to make her woozy... But it should be enough to get the job done." She nodded her head vacantly, pleased.

Well, until Regice decided to speak up.

"Why couldn't you just poison Regigigas? Wouldn't that be easier?"

Again, only a huff.

"What the hell do you think this is, Regice? Hamlet? That would be unoriginal and very cowardly."

Regice only sighed, wondering how having someone else kill someone for you was not counted as cowardly and yet his option was... He didn't bother to ask why, mainly because it would end badly. Yet he knew that this was going to end badly, and yet he only worried about the safety of his counterparts. Especially Registeel, seeing as (despite the fact that she was the genius of the three) she tended to do dumb things... for power...

"Come on, then. Let's go." Registeel snapped before heading in the direction of Arceus' dwellings. The others followed, having no real choice in the matter. What Registeel said happened, and only Regigigas could say otherwise."If we're lucky we can get this done before supper."

Which brought up the other newsflash... that the trio didn't even eat.

And the plan is made. And of course everything is going to go horribly wrong. Well... SU out!