Children of all ages, gather here today as I tell you the story of how Magikarp did something once.
Epilepsy Warning.
Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Steve. She'd often walk through the dark fields of the Kanto region, and she walked by with her newly hatched water type Pokemon, Arceus.
Arceus often skip through towns, sometimes he swam through the oceans,
But nothing appealed to Arceus more than,
JUSTIN BIEBER
He prayed to Justin, he listened to Justin, sacrificed innocent trainers to Justin, walked among a carpet of Justin, all things for the sake of Justin.
This creeped out Steve and Steve did not want to die, so she released Arceus into a deep ocean.
Arceus wanted revenge
So Arceus cried
Magikarp heard the cries of Arceus
And Magikarp gave him a waffle
Then threw a lemon at him.
The end.