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2:12 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
Ohmydearlord.
You know that nasty guy who sits behind me in Chem?
He asked me out.
Again.
Does he not understand 'rejection'?
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2:14 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
You're too irresistible to the dogs that are men.
…I hope you said yes.
(OHMYGODOHMYGOD. KIBA ASKED ME OUT!!)
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2:14 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
Psh. He didn't I was irresistible.
…why?
(YAYFERYOUS! Seriously, good for you. But why are you squealing so much. I can almost hear you.)
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2:15 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
Get over the jerk. He is obviously a loser for dumping a pretty girl like you.
...and so are the other two.
So I can have something to torment you with for the rest of your (single) life.
(Because his dog is freaking cute, he is smexy, and he is KIBA.)
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2:16 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
NOT THAT HE. I MEAN SASU-CHAN. THOSE LAME LOSERS ARE NOT WORTH A TEXT.
I'm not pretty. I'm average.
Like I have a tape of when you went on a pity date with the loser in your Chem? (I LAUGH.)
(I know, like, Akamaru's adorable. Yes, he's smexy. We established that a looong time ago. But you've been asked out by smexy guys before…
OHMYGOD.
You like KIBA?!)
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2:17 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
Sasu-chan.
Does he know you call him that?
And you so are pretty. Why else have men fallen over themselves asking you out? (coughNejiLeeSaiNarutotheboyinHistoryKibaShika)
Never. Mention. That. AGAIN.
(No!!
…maybe?)
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2:17 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
No.
(And Naruto came up with it, so.)
Neji was because Lee challenged him he couldn't do it. Lee is weird. Sai… COUGH. Naruto is with Hina-chan now. The boy in History is history. And I shall ignore the latter two.
(I NOTICE SASUKE'S NOT ON THAT LIST.)
HAHA.
(OHMYGOD!!
Where, when, where, when, and what are you wearing?)
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2:19 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
HA.
(I shall go tell him you call him that.)
Neji doesn't matter. HE IS THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE A REASON FOR.
(…except Lee.)
But hey.
SAI, NARUTO, HISTORY BOY, KIBA, AND SHIKA.
(…THE LAZY ASS GOT UP TO ASK YOU OUT. AND YOU WERE ACROSS THE ROOM. That's some motivation there.)
Shut up, Sakura.
(By my locker, like, ten minutes ago, movies then the park, TOMORROW. And your purple blouse, my black denim skirt, and white boots.)
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2:20 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
DON'T YOU DARE.
(…I shall tell Tenten about what you call Neji.)
…just leave me and my love life alone, okay?
(SQUEE. Actually, Kiba's pretty romantic. He's good. And don't wear a jacket. It's supposed to be cold tomorrow.)
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2:23 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
Fine. Ruin my fun.
Nevah. Evah. Bitch.
(I shall continue to torment you.
…and I have the PERFECT idea.)
(And you would know, obviously. And we're skipping after lunch walk around the beach for a bit, then movies around three. Come over tonight and crash here.)
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2:27 PM
To: uchihasasuke
From: LeQueenBlondie
Ask Sakura out.
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2:30 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: uchihasasuke
No. Why?
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2:31 PM
To: uchihasasuke
From: LeQueenBlondie
Because. She's been asked out by five people (who matter).
And I saw you buy that music thing for her.
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2:33 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: uchihasasuke
Five?
…who?
And how do you know?
(Music box. She likes that stuff right?)
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2:34 PM
To: uchihasasuke
From: LeQueenBlondie
I'm not telling. You'll go all jealous and possessive and stuff.
And, um, you asked me?
(What's it like? And she loves music boxes.)
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2:35 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: uchihasasuke
…I will not.
…right.
(Old-y, wooden, red velvet lining, has a small statue of stars and moons and junk.)
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2:37 PM
To: uchihasasuke
From: LeQueenBlondie
You so totally will, and do NOT deny it.
HA. In your face, Sasu-chan.
(Good. You do know her birthday's in two days, right?)
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2:39 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: uchihasasuke
Your name's lame.
And meet me by the copse down the block at four.
Are you free today?
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2:41 PM
To: uchihasasuke
From: theCherryOverlord
Your name's unoriginal.
Copse?
Yeah.
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2:42 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: uchihasasuke
Whatever.
English exam was last period.
…gooutwithme?
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To: uchihasasuke
From: theCherryOverlord
Psh, you just can't deal with my creative skillz.
Oh.
Oh. My. God. Oh. Freaking. God. Yes!
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2:45 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
Sasuke told me to meet him by the copse at four.
AND HE ASKED ME OUT!
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2:47 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
The one the angel is the (inanimate but so so smexy) tutelary of?
SERIOUSLY??
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2:48 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
…what?
(And yes.)
SERIOUSLY.
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2:49 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
I HAD AN ENGLISH EXAM LAST PERIOD.
And that angel is fiiine. Even if he's a statue. He's still a smexy statue.
(The very paragon of smexy gods.)
WHENWHENWHENWHEN??
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2:51 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
So does Sasuke.
AND I HAVE IT LAST.
…WHICH IS NEXT PERIOD. OH GOD.
God, Ino, it's a freaking statue.
(…true.)
But the groundkeeper cossets it too much.
Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet
I feel kinda emo.
TODAYTODAYTODAYTODAY.
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2:52 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
Well, the exam's not that hard.
…if you studied.
Statue or not, it is still the embodiment of smexy.
Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet
I'm emo with you.
(But what's with the music?)
…freaking…
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2:53 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
OH. FREAKING. GOD.
I AM SCREWED. SERIOUSLY.
The kid next to me has his headphones out and the volume turned up loud.
But emo is really fitting right now.
(That exam is THIRTY PERCENT of this semester's grade!!)
I shall ignore that as I don't know what you mean.
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2:55 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
Relax. I was kidding. (Kindof. You sorta do need to study a bit.)
At least it's a good song.
Again, relax. (And study. The bell rings in five.)
(It is?
…oh god.)
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2:56 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
I'm studying! (After the bell, come to my locker and test me.)
Now it's playing…um, Bullet For My Valentine or Metallica or something. (And GUESS WHAT. It's Megumi. That shy girl who sits by the window and is normal and average and does not listen to heavy metal?)
(…pig?)
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2:58 PM
To: theCherryOverlord
From: LeQueenBlondie
Nerd. (Fine.)
Seriously? Megumi? No. You must be kidding me. (But hey, don't judge a book by it's cover, right?)
(I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, TEN, OR SOMETHING.)
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2:59 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
Um, I'd like to not fail.
It's true. (I didn't. She was my partner for a test and was all quiet and…Sasuke-like. Though not as maddening. But she was quiet. Though kinda got looser I guess.)
(HA. I BET YOU FAILED.)
Fine. See you at your locker.
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4:20 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
OMG, GUESS WHAT.
Okay, you know when I told you Sasuke'd texted me to meet him at the copse at four?
HE GAVE A FREAKING MUSIC BOX. (And you know how I loves those things. It's kinda small-ish, but it's perfect!!)
Now he's driving me to his place, then he says it's a surprise.
But he's taking me to my place first so I can change and stuff.
And can I squeal in your ear tomorrow?
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9:21 PM
To: LeQueenBlondie
From: theCherryOverlord
OHMYFREAKINGGOD.
We're at the beach. With a bonfire. With smoke! And it's big. And not those crappy small ones or whatever.
…and he's holding my hand!!
Like, seriously?
This is the best.
Ever.
Oh my god. I actually did it.
This is for Vesper-chan's oneshot contest. And I don't own Naruto. (Obviously.)