The Purple Peanut
There once was a purple peanut and he went to the store. There he got milk, eggs, and bread and jelly. He was so hungry when he got home he ate the milk and eggs. Then he went to the store again and bought cheese for no apparent reason. Then he met his true love, Olga Heffinshlish. So he decided to go propose to her even though she didn't know him. She said yes and they got married the next day and had 400000000 children. All were peanuts and were guys. Then all the children died by eating themselves because they got hungry on a deserted island close to home. Then Olga and purple peanut went to save them but were so stupid they ate each other because they went to the same deserted island close to home. Now the purple peanut family was no more and the groceries he bought got moldy. No ever remembered this short life of a very unpopular peanut.