Drabble Rating: T
Status: 1/26
Word Count: 420 words
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Characters: Roy, Ed, Alphonse
Theme: Theme 1: Aaah…
Disclaimer: I don't own.

"Roy, I need to use your phone." A kiss on the temple, a gentle rub on the sore shoulder.

"Go ahead, Ed." Kiss. "It's right there."

Edward stretched his arm out to grab the phone only to be pulled back by Roy who was enjoying himself to smothering the poor blonde with kisses. "Roy, I seriously need to call and check up on Al."

"Can't it wait, oh, let's see, another ten minutes? A hour tops?"

"Nooo," Ed swatted a wandering hand away before dialing and holding the phone up to his ear.

Although Roy was offended by the swat, he claimed his revenge by enveloping Ed in a bone-crushing hug, squishing the phone into the boy's cheek.

"DAMNIT ROY, CUT IT OUT!"

"Uh…nii-san?"

"Al!" Ed gave Roy a quick slap on the cheek, stunning the man momentarily. "How're you Al? Is everything okay? How's the automail business?"

"Everything's great, nii-san. I'm fine. Busy, but fine."

"That's great!" Ed didn't even notice Roy's wandering hand. "So, how's Winry and Aunty Pinako?"

"Well, Winry's been busy too. She's kinda perturbed about you not sending any letters though, or making calls as frequently as you had promised."

Ed gave a nervous chuckle. "Well, I've been busy too—oooo…"

"Um…nii-san? What was that?"

Ed gave a glare at Roy but it faltered when he realized what Roy was doing and where his hand was located. "Uh…what was what?"

"I heard something that sounded like a moan."

"Bad connection? You know how phone lines sometimes mix toge---aaaah…"

"Uh…true but…it sounds a little too clear for bad connection. Nii-san, what are you doing?"

Ed turned his upper torso so he could get a better view of Roy and instantly grabbed Roy's arm that held the wandering hand and gave it a death grip. Roy cringed and pulled his hand away. "I am talking to you, and working on some paperwork that Roy keeps nagging me about."

"Uh huh, like you would ever work on paperwork."

"You have so little faith in me."

"But of course. Oh, I have to go, nii-san. Another customer. I hope to hear from you again real soon, and send some letters please! Winry's getting cranky!"

"Of course…bye!"

"Bye!"

'Click.'

Ed threw the phone and instantly punched Roy with his automail fist. "DAMNIT ROY, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?"

Roy leaned forward with a wince and kissed Ed on the cheek. "Killed? I think Al already knew what you were up to by all the moaning."

"Damnit, Roy…aaaaah…"

End