Ganondorf
Prologue
The sword pierced my skin. It stung more than you can ever hope to know. It shook my bones and poured through my veins, shooting pain in every part of my soul. The horrid, horrid man, dressed in green like a lizard, sticking its tongue out at me. It laughed at me. I hated it. I'll bet you laughed at me, too. You: You fools who are blinded by only what you know. You imbicels who don't see using what you don't know. Augh, the pain! The wretched pain! It hissed at and choked my poor, meek body, taking away my lovely kingdom. Then Zelda and her Sages seemed to appear from the Master Sword's light. I couldn't resist their awfulness. They locked me in here, out of spite of themselves. Do you have no pity? Do you have no honor that you would trap me in this wicked Sacred Realm without hearing my side? Well, now you will hear it. Every ugly, oozing detail. Yes, that's right. Unlike Link's- I still shudder at the mention of his name- unlike Link's bittersweet story of love and light, my history is far darker than his.
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Seven years, it has been. Although I can barely tell in this terrible void. Seven years I've cried. Seven times I've died over and over again. That same day, my last day in the lovely Hyrule, keeps going in my mind. Leave me in peace, you evil Master Sword! But I have changed since then. I am no longer the beast I was. I have realized my evil, and I beg them each day to let me out. But they can't hear me. Even if they could, they wouldn't. I cry in agony each day, remembering my torturous childhood, when I was teased because I was such an ugly wench. But do those villains outside know of my sorrow? Do they know of my repentance? Do they know that everyday I am more sorry for the cold, horrid things I did back then? No. And I am finally beginning to realize that I will forever be trapped in this endless Realm. I will never see the blue skies of Hyrule, the way the grass blows slightly in the breeze, just enough to tickle one's bare feet. I smile at these memories, and then frown, knowing I shall never be there again. I no longer have hatred for Link, or even his sword, just fear. But I hate those Sages. Those miserable Sages who locked me in this twisted dimension! But behold, what is this? A speckle of light that is brighter than all the others in this place! I can see it, just within my grasp! Yet, I cannot reach it! Help! Someone, I beg of you! I need that speckle! It' warmth can heal the invisible wounds that this agonizing dimension has made. Help! Please, I need it! Yes! I made it! I am in the back alleys of Hyrule. A man, frightened by my appearance, runs in horror. I am filled with sadness by his fear. I wish people didn't fear me. In any case, I have returned. Blessed Hyrule! Thank you.
Prologue
The sword pierced my skin. It stung more than you can ever hope to know. It shook my bones and poured through my veins, shooting pain in every part of my soul. The horrid, horrid man, dressed in green like a lizard, sticking its tongue out at me. It laughed at me. I hated it. I'll bet you laughed at me, too. You: You fools who are blinded by only what you know. You imbicels who don't see using what you don't know. Augh, the pain! The wretched pain! It hissed at and choked my poor, meek body, taking away my lovely kingdom. Then Zelda and her Sages seemed to appear from the Master Sword's light. I couldn't resist their awfulness. They locked me in here, out of spite of themselves. Do you have no pity? Do you have no honor that you would trap me in this wicked Sacred Realm without hearing my side? Well, now you will hear it. Every ugly, oozing detail. Yes, that's right. Unlike Link's- I still shudder at the mention of his name- unlike Link's bittersweet story of love and light, my history is far darker than his.
~ ~ ~
Seven years, it has been. Although I can barely tell in this terrible void. Seven years I've cried. Seven times I've died over and over again. That same day, my last day in the lovely Hyrule, keeps going in my mind. Leave me in peace, you evil Master Sword! But I have changed since then. I am no longer the beast I was. I have realized my evil, and I beg them each day to let me out. But they can't hear me. Even if they could, they wouldn't. I cry in agony each day, remembering my torturous childhood, when I was teased because I was such an ugly wench. But do those villains outside know of my sorrow? Do they know of my repentance? Do they know that everyday I am more sorry for the cold, horrid things I did back then? No. And I am finally beginning to realize that I will forever be trapped in this endless Realm. I will never see the blue skies of Hyrule, the way the grass blows slightly in the breeze, just enough to tickle one's bare feet. I smile at these memories, and then frown, knowing I shall never be there again. I no longer have hatred for Link, or even his sword, just fear. But I hate those Sages. Those miserable Sages who locked me in this twisted dimension! But behold, what is this? A speckle of light that is brighter than all the others in this place! I can see it, just within my grasp! Yet, I cannot reach it! Help! Someone, I beg of you! I need that speckle! It' warmth can heal the invisible wounds that this agonizing dimension has made. Help! Please, I need it! Yes! I made it! I am in the back alleys of Hyrule. A man, frightened by my appearance, runs in horror. I am filled with sadness by his fear. I wish people didn't fear me. In any case, I have returned. Blessed Hyrule! Thank you.