Lisa and Jenny

(Anybody remember My Life as a Teenage Robot? I recently gotten into the show and decided to make a crossover. I own nothing.)

Chapter 1: It came from outer space. (I think.)

It was a pretty normal day in Tremorton. At least as normal as it could get. The birds were singing, the sky was blue, and the flowers were blooming. At least until a streak of yellow light ripped the base off the flower. A blue streak followed soon after.

The yellow streak was none other than Vexus, the former queen of Cluster Prime, once again trying to take revenge for her dethronement. The blue streak was of course XJ-9, better known as Jenny Wakemen, defender of this town and the one who dethroned Vexus.

"It's over Vexus!" Jenny shouted. "Without your army, you're too weak to beat me."

"Maybe so." Vexus replied. "But I have one more trick up my sleeve." And with that, she ripped opened a portal out of thin air. It appeared she was trying to escape.

"Oh no you don't!" Jenny rushed toward Vexus and gave her a hard punch, causing Vexus to disintegrate into a pile of yellow powder which covered Jenny and made her cough.

"What the?"

Vexus snuck up on Jenny, laughing evilly. "Like my new decoy technology? I made it myself."

Jenny turned to face her foe. "I'm not gonna let you escape through that portal Vexus!"

"Oh my dear, you misunderstand. The portal isn't meant for me. It's for you!" Without another word, Vexus dropkicked Jenny straight into the portal. Poor Jenny could only scream as she was swallowed by the portal. As it closed, Vexus laughed hysterically. "See you soon, XJ-9!"


"What a day." Lisa Simpson thought. The final bell had rung for the day and everyone was running wild, the energy they were lacking all day miraculously restored. They were all so excited to hang out at their friend's house or at the mall. Except for Lisa of course. She sitting under a tree in the schoolyard. Today had been hard for Lisa. She was shoved into a locker, tripped in class, and worst of all, asked out by Milhouse for the hundredth time. She felt so lonely, even more so than usual.

"You know." Lisa said. "If this was a fantasy novel or manga, this would be the moment where something extraordinary happens that changes my life forever. Of course, this is real life and therefore, something like that is impossible.

Suddenly, a blue flash of light, appeared in the sky and crashed into the woods adjacent to the school. Lisa could feel the impact from where she was sitting."

"Oh my gosh!" Lisa said. "Was that a comet?" Letting curiosity get the better of her, she ran into the woods to find out what that object was.


"Cool! A shooting star in the middle of the day!" Bart said as he tried to open the window to the detention hall. "Gotta check it out!"

"Oh no you don't young man!" Principal Skinner said as he pulled Bart down by the collar of his shirt.

"You will stay here until you've filled that chalkboard up!"

"Do'h!" Bart went back to the chalkboard and began to write "I will not make a story about my adventures with the chalkboard."


Lisa couldn't believe her eyes. In the middle of the clearing, where the object crashed, was a uniquely shaped crater with smoke coming out of it. Lisa could do nothing but stare at it. It was just so amazing. Suddenly, a metallic hand shot out of the ground. As Lisa watched in horror, a metal being rose up from the crater, concealed by the smoke. As the smoke began to clear up, Lisa could see the being easily. It resembled a human teenage girl but was made of metal.

"Ow my head!" The robot said as she rubbed her head. "Should've chosen a softer landing." The robot stopped and noticed Lisa. She and the robot stared at each other for a while then the robot tried to speak.

"hi-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Lisa screamed. She ran as fast as she could away from the robot.

"Oh my god! (huff, huff,) robot! (huff, huff) I gotta-" Before she could finish her sentence, Lisa slipped down a well-hidden cliff. She screamed all the way down, certain that she was going to die.

"Ahhhhh!"

"Hey little girl!"

"Ahhh!"

"Little girl."

"Ahhh!"

"Little girl?"

Lisa finally stopped screaming when she realized she should've gone splat by now. Instead, she was resting in the arms of the robot she was running from.

"Are you okay?" The robot asked.

"I'm fine." Lisa said. "Uh, thanks for saving me."

"No problem. That's why I was built." The robot put Lisa down.

"I know this might sound ridiculous, but are you a robotic super heroine from other space or something?"

"Nope! I'm from planet Earth." The robot said. "Although I might be from another dimension then here. I don't remember humans having yellow skin or four fingers."

"I guess you aren't from around here." Lisa said. "Anyway my name is Lisa Simpson." As she said this, she held out her hand.

"I'm XJ-9, but you can call me Jenny." Jenny reached out to shake Lisa's hand but her right arm fell off.

"Oh no!" Jenny shouted "My arm!"

Lisa thought for a little bit then said. "I have a book on robotics in my room. Maybe I can reattach your arm."

"Sounds good." Jenny picked Lisa up and put the yellow girl on her shoulders. Then she flew up into the sky.

(Well, looks like Lisa's made a new friend. But how will Jenny get back home? Stay tuned to find out! Also about the Bart chalkboard scene? I'm sorry. But I'm gonna have to delete that story. I reread some of Bart's chalkboard gags and I just can't make an interesting story out of most of them. Besides, I already gave Bart his own story: Five Night's at Bart's. Chibi out.)