"So what's the deal on those two are they available or what?"
"No man, of course not that's Abby."

"And?"

"And she's our best friend you just don't go there."
"Is that the only reason?"

"Okay clone I'm going to tell you something but you cannot say anything to anybody."

"Okay?"
"Well Abby's married, but even if she wasn't the reason we're not going for her is because we can't."
"Why not?"
"Because we love her."

"Why don't we go for it then?"
"Because she's happy, we can't do that to her."
"Who's she married to?"
"Pete Klezco but that doesn't matter we couldn't care less about him than we already do but he makes her happy so we have to let her go."

"We really do love her don't we?"
"More than anything."