Heyheyhey! C: I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Naruto is a girl born in a guy's body. He loves guys. I guess you could call it trans. Get it? Got it? Good. Don't like it? Don't read!

BUT! There are a TON of other couples: GaaSaku, ShikaTema, KibaIno, HinaKanku, NaruSasu, NejiTen. SHINO IS ALONE!!!

But if you do like it, please feel free to review :D I love reviews. I don't even care if it's as simple as "Update!"

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine; any files you've read about me trying to steal it are LIES! -runs away cackling into the night and then promptly trips-

Naruto sighed, tapping the eraser of his pencil on his desk in boredom. He stared at the black board of his Math classroom. It wouldn't have sunk in even if he was paying attention. Not to mention the only thing he payed attention to anymore was...

He sighed and allowed himself to glance over at that angel, NO! That God, Uchiha Sasuke. He vaguely heard Sakura giggle.

"You're drooling, Naruto-kun," she whispered to him. Haruno Sakura was his best friend and confidant; she was the only one who knew his true gender, besides Hinata (What was he supposed to say when she asked him out?!). He grinned at her, and felt his cheeks burn.

"Uzumaki-san! Haruno-san! Please, lovebirds, try and pretend to watch!" The two teenagers snickered. Naruto watches as Anko-sensei turned back to the board. He saw Sasuke roll his eyes.

Sasuke was a star pupil. Perfect grades, understood everything taught before the lesson. Not to mention he was 100 sexiness! He didn't like idiots. Well, he didn't like anyone, but that didn't stop Naruto from studying extra-hard to try to impress Sasuke. Not that it ever worked, but...It's the thought that counts, right?

Naruto shifted uncomfortably in his orange blob of an outfit. He hated it, but Sakura said it would hide his shaved legs, and the curves he was trying for. It shocked him how difficult it was to appear the opposite gender.

Naruto snapped back to reality when a pink note landed on his desk. It was from Sakura and Hinata.

In Sakura's handwriting it read: Are you coming to Gekko Ayame (a/n: That's "Moonlight Iris." It's a club.) tonight? Hina-chan and I are.

In Hinata's: I made you an outfit, if you are coming...

Their handwriting was easily discernable. Hinata's was small and curvy, with a shy, timid look to it, and the letters were always light; she didn't press very hard. Sakura's were blocky and always looked like they were about to jump off the page. He took out a pencil, and scribbled in hasty, messy scrawl:

Yeah, I'll go, dattebayo :) Will the outfit go with my curly platinum blonde wig, Hina-chan?

Sakura smiled, pleased. That was her favorite place to go clubbing. Hinata just nodded at Naruto, and he grinned back at her. That wig was his favorite.

The bell rang, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Finally school was out for the weekend. Friday at long last. Sasuke was going over to Neji's place with Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba, Gaara, and Shino. They were trying to exit the school a swift manner to avoid...

"Hello you all! I believe you are leaving ahead of me! Why do we not walk together?" They all winced at the sound of Rock Lee's voice. He followed them home almost every Friday, and, quite frankly, it annoyed the shit out of them. Well, not Kiba; he thought Lee's voice was funny as hell. Gaara grinned. Gaara and Lee were tight.

"Hey Lee-kun!"

"Kon'nichi wa, Gaara-kun!" Lee yelled, running to catch up. Sasuke heard Kiba snickering.

"It's so damn funny!" Kiba whispered. "Hey, Big Brows, did you do the weekend's math homework yet?" he then yelled back to Lee.

"No, I have not yet completed that assignment!" Kiba laughed some more. Sasuke sighed, and handed Kiba the homework.

"Hopeless..." Sasuke murmured, and glanced across the street. He saw the SaHiNa Trio heading home. They all lived next to each other; Naruto's house was between theirs. He stared. Naruto was laughing and Hinata was giggling nervously, obviously at something Sakura had said. I wonder what it's like to be best friends like that...Sasuke thought

"Hey, Naruto-kun! What's it feel like, being such a pimp?" Chouji yelled across. Naruto rolled his eyes, Hinata blushed, and Sakura cracked her knuckles. But then she saw Gaara. She'd had a crush on him ever since the third grade, but he'd never noticed.

Sakura smiled at Gaara, and he smiled back, but then they turned around a corner and were out of sight.

"The Gekko Ayame!" Lee announced. "That is tonight's destination!"

"There? Why there?" Shikamaru groaned. "It's so far..."

"He heard Sakura liked it, I bet..." Neji grumbled. Gaara blinked.

"I'm in," he announced.

"I second that motion!" Kiba said, grinning. Chouji shrugged.

"Couldn't hurt." They looked at Shino, and he grumbled what they assumed was a yes. All eyes were on Sasuke.

"Hn," he grunted. It was a neutral grunt, but they made it a yes.

"That settles it!" Kiba practically shouted.

"Let the games begin..." Neji muttered.

"I hope there's food," Chouji remarked.

"Do we have to?" Shikamaru said in unadulterated laziness.

"YES!" Lee, Kiba, and Gaara yelled in unison. And so it was settled.

Both groups were going to Gekko Ayame that night.

Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Naruto, and Temari all gathered in Sakura's room. Naruto was in drag; he had a platinum blonde wig on, and form-fitting, glittery club-clothes. Hinata smiled proudly. You couldn't even tell he'd ever been male, with the soft blush Sakura'd applied to his cheeks.

"It's too bad Naruto couldn't come," Tenten remarked. "I'm sure you'd love him, Kitsune."

Naruto smirked, and nodded. If she only knew...

YAY! First chapter :D

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