Wonderful Tampons
Disclaimer: I don't own Moulin Rouge. Actually, I have the CD and the movie.. but I don't have legal ownership over it. But if I did.. you would love me then, wouldn't you:awkward stare and silence follows:
Me: Yes, so I wrote this randomly because I was having a discussion about this with one of my closest friends and of course I was listening to Moulin Rouge. (Because when I'm not listening to Hedwig or Rent, I'm listening to OTHER soundtracks.) So, I came up with this. But yeah. My usual disclaimer. Don't like, don't read. I just always throw that out now. :) So yeah. I'd like to dedicate this particular parody to.. MARY!
Satine:
Many girls are glad to do without them..
A pad during that time may be used quite a lot
But tampons are a girl's best friend!
They may cost a pretty dime, but it is awfully handy
For you and your "pussy cat,"
I'll tell you that.
Pantiliners and shields may be unscented
But they all leave a mess in the end!
So don't give me those things
Just give me cotton and strings
Tampons are a girl's best friend!
Platex!
Tampax!
Satine and the Diamond Dogs:
'Cause we are maturing in this world
And we are growing girls!
Satine:
Ah!
Carry them with you, girls.
Natracare, Stayfree.
Talk to them, Harry Zidler, tell them all about it!
There may come a big swim meet for you and your team.
Zidler and the Diamond Dogs:
Tampons are a girl's best friend.
Satine:
They give you natural odor protection from -
Zidler:
Auntie Flow.
Satine:
It's all inside so no one will know!
Diamond Dogs:
Before you start wash your hands
And read instructions so you comprehend.
Ooo.. Tampons are a girl's best -
Tampons are a girl's best -
Tampons are a girl's best friend!
Satine:
It's very comfy.
Yes!
It's great!
Yay!
Zilder:
Oh!
Satine:
Wonderful!
Whoo-hoo!
Nini Legs-In-The-Air:
Ole!
Zidler:
Everything is flowing so well!
Satine:
They're good for about four to eight hours!
Tampons.. are a.. girl's... best... friend!