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Have a Very Yu-Gi-Oh Christmas
It's Christmas Eve and there's a party at Codfather's mansion. (Squirrel: You don't have a mansion.) (Codfather: Alright, my house.) (Squirrel: Your house?) (Codfather: Fine, my parent's house and they're, thank God, out of town.) Like I said, party at my place. I've invited the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh!. It's going to be fun and messed up.
The doorbell rings and Cod answers it. Standing there is Yugi and his friends Joey, Tea, and Tristan.
Codfather: Hi guys. Come on in.
They walk in, each with an armful of presents!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Who else is here already?
Codfather: Just Squirrel. He seems exited about something.
The doorbell rings. Cod gets it.
Codfather: Hello.
Kaiba and Mokuba walk (with presents!!!!!!!!).
Joey: What's Kaiba doing here?
Codfather: He's okay.
Kaiba: Be careful with Joey. He's not housebroken.
Joey: Shut up you snob!
Kaiba: Asshole!
Joey: Fudge-packer!
Kaiba: Yaoi fan!
Joey: Dragon screwer!
Kaiba: Go blow a Karebo!
Joey: Kiss my ass!
Yugi: Joey, calm down.
Kaiba: Heel boy.
Joey: Why you.
Yugi and Tristan hold Joey back.
Pegasus: Hey, catfight. I call winner.
He had just walked in through the open door.
Yugi: What's he doing here?
Pegasus: I have presents.
Codfather: Come on in!
Squirrel enters from the kitchen.
Squirrel: Hello, Yugi. You have something I want.
Yugi: What?
Squirrel: The Dark Magician Girl card. Give it to me now.
Yugi: No. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yugi transforms into Yami.
Yami: I'll send you somewhere so you cannot pester me.
Suddenly, everything looks like a photo's negative. Squirrel disappears.
Squirrel: Where am I?
Squirrel looks around and sees he's in a prison cell. He notices another guy there and sees who it is.
Squirrel: Oh, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Jackson: Ow! You wanna party with the King of Pop? Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Squirrel: Cccccccoooooooooooodddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me outta here!!!
There's a flash of light. Squirrel is back at Cod's house.
Yami: I believe you won't ask for my card again.
DING, DONG! It's Pikminchu and Juggi (with presents!!!!!!!!!!).
Pikminchu: Hello psychos.
Juggi: All right! I'm finally a patsy in someone else's story.
Joey: Hey, here comes Mai.
Mai: Hello, Joey. Um, Cod, where can I freshen up?
Codfather: Upstairs.
Mai: Thanks.
She walks upstairs.
Joey: (nervously) I too must go.
He runs after Mai.
Codfather: Alright, let's go and.
Bakura: Hello, everyone.
Yugi: What are you doing here?
Bakura: I've come for your .
Mai's voice is heard from upstairs.
Mai: Oh, Joey. Give it to me. Yes!
Bakura: As I was saying.
Mai: Faster! Joey! Yes! Yes, yes, YES!
Bakura: As I was saying!
Mai: Harder, Joey! Give it to me! Oh, oh, oh!
Bakura: Screw it. I'm going.
Codfather breaks into song.
Codfather: I've messed up the holidays, Joey banged Mai. The gang's all here, And an Egyptian king, too. Merry Christmas, To you.
Happy Holidays
Tea: Mai, you ho, ho, ho.
The End
Have a Very Yu-Gi-Oh Christmas
It's Christmas Eve and there's a party at Codfather's mansion. (Squirrel: You don't have a mansion.) (Codfather: Alright, my house.) (Squirrel: Your house?) (Codfather: Fine, my parent's house and they're, thank God, out of town.) Like I said, party at my place. I've invited the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh!. It's going to be fun and messed up.
The doorbell rings and Cod answers it. Standing there is Yugi and his friends Joey, Tea, and Tristan.
Codfather: Hi guys. Come on in.
They walk in, each with an armful of presents!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Who else is here already?
Codfather: Just Squirrel. He seems exited about something.
The doorbell rings. Cod gets it.
Codfather: Hello.
Kaiba and Mokuba walk (with presents!!!!!!!!).
Joey: What's Kaiba doing here?
Codfather: He's okay.
Kaiba: Be careful with Joey. He's not housebroken.
Joey: Shut up you snob!
Kaiba: Asshole!
Joey: Fudge-packer!
Kaiba: Yaoi fan!
Joey: Dragon screwer!
Kaiba: Go blow a Karebo!
Joey: Kiss my ass!
Yugi: Joey, calm down.
Kaiba: Heel boy.
Joey: Why you.
Yugi and Tristan hold Joey back.
Pegasus: Hey, catfight. I call winner.
He had just walked in through the open door.
Yugi: What's he doing here?
Pegasus: I have presents.
Codfather: Come on in!
Squirrel enters from the kitchen.
Squirrel: Hello, Yugi. You have something I want.
Yugi: What?
Squirrel: The Dark Magician Girl card. Give it to me now.
Yugi: No. Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yugi transforms into Yami.
Yami: I'll send you somewhere so you cannot pester me.
Suddenly, everything looks like a photo's negative. Squirrel disappears.
Squirrel: Where am I?
Squirrel looks around and sees he's in a prison cell. He notices another guy there and sees who it is.
Squirrel: Oh, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Jackson: Ow! You wanna party with the King of Pop? Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Squirrel: Cccccccoooooooooooodddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me outta here!!!
There's a flash of light. Squirrel is back at Cod's house.
Yami: I believe you won't ask for my card again.
DING, DONG! It's Pikminchu and Juggi (with presents!!!!!!!!!!).
Pikminchu: Hello psychos.
Juggi: All right! I'm finally a patsy in someone else's story.
Joey: Hey, here comes Mai.
Mai: Hello, Joey. Um, Cod, where can I freshen up?
Codfather: Upstairs.
Mai: Thanks.
She walks upstairs.
Joey: (nervously) I too must go.
He runs after Mai.
Codfather: Alright, let's go and.
Bakura: Hello, everyone.
Yugi: What are you doing here?
Bakura: I've come for your .
Mai's voice is heard from upstairs.
Mai: Oh, Joey. Give it to me. Yes!
Bakura: As I was saying.
Mai: Faster! Joey! Yes! Yes, yes, YES!
Bakura: As I was saying!
Mai: Harder, Joey! Give it to me! Oh, oh, oh!
Bakura: Screw it. I'm going.
Codfather breaks into song.
Codfather: I've messed up the holidays, Joey banged Mai. The gang's all here, And an Egyptian king, too. Merry Christmas, To you.
Happy Holidays
Tea: Mai, you ho, ho, ho.
The End