...This sure is a longer drive than I thought. What kind of parent lets their child ride in the back of a moving truck with boxes that could fall and hurt them... Might as well take a short nap.
zzZZZ...
"Hi! Sorry to keep you waiting!" said a tall, brown-haired man with a beard that's connected with his sideburns. Kinda larger. He was wearing a black t-shirt, tan shorts, a lab coat, and sandals. "Welcome to the world of POK'eMON! My name is BIRCH."
"...bitch?"
"No. Birch" he corrected. "But everyone calls me the POK'eMON PROFESSOR."
"And you are? Are you a boy? or are you a girl?"
I pulled the collar of my shirt and peered down at my chest... "A girl!"
"Alright. What's your name?"
"May"
"So it's May?"
"No it's B.O.B"
"Okay B.O.B"
I face palmed myself and corrected it. No one understands sarcasm.
"You're May who's moving to my hometown of LITTLEROOT. I get it now!"
After that I woke up. I was still in the truck... Seriously what drugs did I smoke earlier. I hopped out, twisting my ankle in the process. Mom came out, and didn't even care!
"May, we're here, honey! It must be tiring riding with our things in the moving truck."
"I see that, and you know that is child endangerment there!"
"Well this is LITTLEROOT TOWN. How do you like it? This is our new home. You get your own room, May. Let's go inside.
"Yes I will never come home so I get my own room and you get the kitchen. Reeeaaallll smart."
She led me in the house, I ignored almost everything she said and set my clock. I also received my POTION from the PC. When I went down stairs mom made me watch dad on TV even though it was the end and we didn't see him.
Mom told me to visit PROFESSOR BIRCH. I barged into his house.
"Oh, hello. And you are?" she asked politely... You are polite to people who just barge into your house you don't even know. What the hell lady?
"May. We just moved in, mom told me to come over."
"Oh, you're May, our new next-door neighbor! Hi!" she repeated what I told her. "We have a son about the same age as you. Our son was excited about making a new friend. Our son is upstairs... I think" I made my way upstairs. I saw a boy with a white hat on flipping through a magazine, I couldn't see his other hand... Was he out of breath?
I walked over and he quickly switched books and pretended to read a trainer guide. He made his other hand visible. He pretended he just noticed me.
"Hey! You... Who are you?" he was hiding his heavy breathing. "Oh, you're May, aren't you? Moved in next door, right? I didn't know you were a girl." it was that moment I noticed the bulge in his pants. "Dad, PROF BIRCH, said that our new next-door neighbor is a GYM LEADER's kid, so I assumed you'd be a guy. My name's BRENDAN. So hi, neighbor!" He glanced at me and gave me the once over. "Huh? Hey May, don't you have a POK'eMON?"
"No, why?"
"Do you want me to catch you one? Aw, darn I forgot... I'm suppose to go help my dad catch some wild POK'eMON. Some other time, okay?" he then glanced at the bulge in his pants. He decided it wasn't that noticable and left.
I left after him, giggling.