Ello. I am Maverick 1812, cruddy fanfic writer extrodinair! Okay, just
before we start, I must reinterate that this is a COMEDY fic. No romance,
no action, just slap stick and plot points. So whoever's here for comedy,
stay. Everybody else go home. (Everyone leaves) Oh Shiza. Well, that's a
bit of a downer. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Oh Din! I hate these things. Do I have to? Oh no! Why does it hurt? (Comes back beaten badely) I'll be good. I do not own any of the Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time and/or Wind Waker. I also don't own anything else in this fic. I do however own this atom bomb!!!! You twenty- five hours to deliver the gold, and to show you I'm not bluffing. (Blows up Ganon's Tower!) HAHAHA!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Spoiler Warning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This fic starts at the very end of Wind Waker, which is an awesome game! It is at my suggestion you finish Wind Waker before reading. But no one ever listens to me, so do whatever the heck you feel like. Peace out mon.
-Ganon's Tower, Hyrule
(The final battle of good and evil is under way, as Link and Zelda fight the evil, pig like... Hey Gannon! Why aren't you a pig? BE A PIG!!!)
Gannon: I can't. I lost the triforce of power, thank you very much King of Dead Lions!
King: Hey, this is between you guys now! I'm going to accapoco. (Dissapears forever)
All: O.O
Gannon: Well that was wierd. (Gets hit in the head by Link) Hey! I was in time out!
Link: It's a battle to the death. There are no time outs.
Gannon: Those rules suck!
Link: They're your rules! Oh, I am so going to enjoy stabbing this down your throat!
Gannon: Just try it! (Is hit by a light arrow) Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-. Ouch! The pain! The indiscribable pain!
Link: Oh, relax you big baby. (Is also hit by a light arrow) Z-z-z-z-z-z-z- z-z. Tetra! Watch where your aiming!
Tetra: I'm tryin'! Oh, why did it have to be the liight arrows? Why couldn't it have been the light bombs? Or the light magnum? Now there's a killing machine!
Link: (Is about to be pushed over the side) Uh Tetra?
Tetra: Yeah what?
Link: Little help?
Tetra: Oh! Sorry. (Fires a light arrow at Gannondorf who jumps in the air and dodges it)
Link & Tetra: O.o
Link: Wow, he's pretty nimble for a fat guy!
Gannon: (Super angry) I told you! It's a glangiler problem! (Rushes at Link, who sidesteps, causing him to fall off the tower) Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Wow.
Tetra: He fell pretty far.
Link: Yeah. Think he'll be back up?
Tetra: Most likely.
Link: = Bring it on.
Tetra: O.o Do you, do you always have to do that?
Link: (Meekly) No.
(While they wait for Pig Boy to climb up, in the shadows, a dark figure lurk)
Dark Figure: Lurk. Lurk. Lurk.
(Not what I meant)
Dark Figure: Lurk. Lu... Oh hello! I think this battle is going a little too smoothly! SO I'm going to mess it up! And all it will take is a mouse and an ocarina! (Holds up said rodent and ocarina, and place them inside the tower) Well, I have to go star in a HoHo's commercial! Farewell! (Dissapears forever)
Gannon: I'm... Gonna... Kick.. Your...
Link: Man! He never gives up!
Tetra: Yeah. This battle is getting boring. Wanna set him on fire?
Link: (Takes out a bunch of flaming boko sticks) I was waiting for one of us to say that!
(Inside the tower, the mouse finds it's way to the ocarina and begins playing it. (???) I don't know. You figure out how a mouse can play an ocarina!)
Link & Tetra: Three, Two, One! Gannon's head blows up! (The two throw and/or shoot firey object at Gannon's head)
Gannon: AHHH! My face! My beautiful face! (The fire somehow causes him to jump twenty five feet in the air and up to the top of the tower)
Tetra: Wow, white men can jump.
Link: Actually he's more of a gray.
Tetra: Eh, it's close enough.
Gannon: Oh, it was bad enough getting beaten by the Hero of Time, now I'm getting my ass handed to me by mini Hero of Time! Oh, but I will have my day, someday Batman!
(For no apparent reason we're going to see how Makar is doing. Why? Because hekicks ass!)
-Wind Temple
(In the depths of the wind temple, the wise sage Makar prays for the victory of the Hero of Winds Link)
Makar: (Meditating) This is boring. Time for another Sexy Party! (Presses a hidden button which causes a bunch of people to come out of hiding and start dancing. It's good to be the wind sage) Alright! Now we're partying! (Goes over to phone (???)) Hey get that pony out of here. (Dials number)
-Earth Temple
(At the moment, Medli is watching the entire Star War trillogy and eating ice cream)
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!
Medli: Oh, you humans and your "feelings". Hahaha. (Phone rings) Yo, this is Medli!
Makar: (On other end) Yo M! I'm holding another Sexy Party! Wanna come?
Medli: I don't know. I have a busy schedule! (Schedule is blank) Yeah, really busy!
Makar: Oh, come on! You can pop in and get back! I found Fado's secret wine stash!
Medli: Well, okay! I found Laruto's secret ice cream stash! I'll bring it over!
Makar: Killer! See you M! (Hangs up) Woo! I love being a sage! Hey! Get that pony off your head!
-Ganon's Tower
(Inside the tower the Mouse has become quite good at the ocarina, and has managed to play a song)
Mouse: (Playing Ocarina) A v A v. (As the mouse finishes his song, a ray of white light shoots to the top of the tower and hits Link, Tetra, and Gannon)
Link: Eh?
Gannon: TF?
Tetra: Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with that.
(As the light shines, it shines upon the Bastard Sword, Er a Master Sword! Who's messing up my que cards?)
Uriko: Ahahaha!
(Uriko!! I should have known it was you!)
Uriko: Suck it 1812! Suck it long, and suck it hard!
(Will you just let me finish the chapter?)
Uriko: Okay.
(Thank you. Anyway, as the light hits the Master Sword it sends a bright light through the ocean to the two sages who's powers are bound to the Master Sword)
Makar: Alright! Party Time! (Is surrounded by light) Uh oh!
Medli: (Carrying large bucket of ice cream and is covered by light) Oh no! It's Laruto back for revenge!
(As the light shines on the five people disappear from that place)
Gannon: CRRRRAAAPPPP!!!!!
Link: IIEIEIIEIEI!
Makar: Party?
What has happened to the Zelda Crew? Where have they gone? Why does Makar like to party so much? And why is the Bastard Sword a.... Hey! URIKO!!!
Uriko: HAHAHAHA!
And will I ever get rid of Uriko. Keep reading to find out. Or you could be a jerk and leave, it's really up to you.
Disclaimer: Oh Din! I hate these things. Do I have to? Oh no! Why does it hurt? (Comes back beaten badely) I'll be good. I do not own any of the Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time and/or Wind Waker. I also don't own anything else in this fic. I do however own this atom bomb!!!! You twenty- five hours to deliver the gold, and to show you I'm not bluffing. (Blows up Ganon's Tower!) HAHAHA!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Spoiler Warning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This fic starts at the very end of Wind Waker, which is an awesome game! It is at my suggestion you finish Wind Waker before reading. But no one ever listens to me, so do whatever the heck you feel like. Peace out mon.
-Ganon's Tower, Hyrule
(The final battle of good and evil is under way, as Link and Zelda fight the evil, pig like... Hey Gannon! Why aren't you a pig? BE A PIG!!!)
Gannon: I can't. I lost the triforce of power, thank you very much King of Dead Lions!
King: Hey, this is between you guys now! I'm going to accapoco. (Dissapears forever)
All: O.O
Gannon: Well that was wierd. (Gets hit in the head by Link) Hey! I was in time out!
Link: It's a battle to the death. There are no time outs.
Gannon: Those rules suck!
Link: They're your rules! Oh, I am so going to enjoy stabbing this down your throat!
Gannon: Just try it! (Is hit by a light arrow) Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-. Ouch! The pain! The indiscribable pain!
Link: Oh, relax you big baby. (Is also hit by a light arrow) Z-z-z-z-z-z-z- z-z. Tetra! Watch where your aiming!
Tetra: I'm tryin'! Oh, why did it have to be the liight arrows? Why couldn't it have been the light bombs? Or the light magnum? Now there's a killing machine!
Link: (Is about to be pushed over the side) Uh Tetra?
Tetra: Yeah what?
Link: Little help?
Tetra: Oh! Sorry. (Fires a light arrow at Gannondorf who jumps in the air and dodges it)
Link & Tetra: O.o
Link: Wow, he's pretty nimble for a fat guy!
Gannon: (Super angry) I told you! It's a glangiler problem! (Rushes at Link, who sidesteps, causing him to fall off the tower) Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Wow.
Tetra: He fell pretty far.
Link: Yeah. Think he'll be back up?
Tetra: Most likely.
Link: = Bring it on.
Tetra: O.o Do you, do you always have to do that?
Link: (Meekly) No.
(While they wait for Pig Boy to climb up, in the shadows, a dark figure lurk)
Dark Figure: Lurk. Lurk. Lurk.
(Not what I meant)
Dark Figure: Lurk. Lu... Oh hello! I think this battle is going a little too smoothly! SO I'm going to mess it up! And all it will take is a mouse and an ocarina! (Holds up said rodent and ocarina, and place them inside the tower) Well, I have to go star in a HoHo's commercial! Farewell! (Dissapears forever)
Gannon: I'm... Gonna... Kick.. Your...
Link: Man! He never gives up!
Tetra: Yeah. This battle is getting boring. Wanna set him on fire?
Link: (Takes out a bunch of flaming boko sticks) I was waiting for one of us to say that!
(Inside the tower, the mouse finds it's way to the ocarina and begins playing it. (???) I don't know. You figure out how a mouse can play an ocarina!)
Link & Tetra: Three, Two, One! Gannon's head blows up! (The two throw and/or shoot firey object at Gannon's head)
Gannon: AHHH! My face! My beautiful face! (The fire somehow causes him to jump twenty five feet in the air and up to the top of the tower)
Tetra: Wow, white men can jump.
Link: Actually he's more of a gray.
Tetra: Eh, it's close enough.
Gannon: Oh, it was bad enough getting beaten by the Hero of Time, now I'm getting my ass handed to me by mini Hero of Time! Oh, but I will have my day, someday Batman!
(For no apparent reason we're going to see how Makar is doing. Why? Because hekicks ass!)
-Wind Temple
(In the depths of the wind temple, the wise sage Makar prays for the victory of the Hero of Winds Link)
Makar: (Meditating) This is boring. Time for another Sexy Party! (Presses a hidden button which causes a bunch of people to come out of hiding and start dancing. It's good to be the wind sage) Alright! Now we're partying! (Goes over to phone (???)) Hey get that pony out of here. (Dials number)
-Earth Temple
(At the moment, Medli is watching the entire Star War trillogy and eating ice cream)
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!
Medli: Oh, you humans and your "feelings". Hahaha. (Phone rings) Yo, this is Medli!
Makar: (On other end) Yo M! I'm holding another Sexy Party! Wanna come?
Medli: I don't know. I have a busy schedule! (Schedule is blank) Yeah, really busy!
Makar: Oh, come on! You can pop in and get back! I found Fado's secret wine stash!
Medli: Well, okay! I found Laruto's secret ice cream stash! I'll bring it over!
Makar: Killer! See you M! (Hangs up) Woo! I love being a sage! Hey! Get that pony off your head!
-Ganon's Tower
(Inside the tower the Mouse has become quite good at the ocarina, and has managed to play a song)
Mouse: (Playing Ocarina) A v A v. (As the mouse finishes his song, a ray of white light shoots to the top of the tower and hits Link, Tetra, and Gannon)
Link: Eh?
Gannon: TF?
Tetra: Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with that.
(As the light shines, it shines upon the Bastard Sword, Er a Master Sword! Who's messing up my que cards?)
Uriko: Ahahaha!
(Uriko!! I should have known it was you!)
Uriko: Suck it 1812! Suck it long, and suck it hard!
(Will you just let me finish the chapter?)
Uriko: Okay.
(Thank you. Anyway, as the light hits the Master Sword it sends a bright light through the ocean to the two sages who's powers are bound to the Master Sword)
Makar: Alright! Party Time! (Is surrounded by light) Uh oh!
Medli: (Carrying large bucket of ice cream and is covered by light) Oh no! It's Laruto back for revenge!
(As the light shines on the five people disappear from that place)
Gannon: CRRRRAAAPPPP!!!!!
Link: IIEIEIIEIEI!
Makar: Party?
What has happened to the Zelda Crew? Where have they gone? Why does Makar like to party so much? And why is the Bastard Sword a.... Hey! URIKO!!!
Uriko: HAHAHAHA!
And will I ever get rid of Uriko. Keep reading to find out. Or you could be a jerk and leave, it's really up to you.